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hitchhiker 88 points ago +89 / -1

Corn Pop ain’t got nothin’ on us.

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CzechForTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Damn right!" chews tobacco

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cptunicorn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasnt it discovered that duckduckgo is selling user data?

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 5 points ago +5 / -0

ProudBoy

(To the tune of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock)

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[Intro, <robot voice>]

ProudBoy

ProudBoy

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[Verse 1]

Well I'm packin' up my game and I'mma headin' to DC

Where I'll make my stand and maybe get on TV

Find a nest with Jenna Ellis, chill with Flynn

Buy an old shot-gun find a spot to win

And I'mma Kid Rock it up and down ya' way

With a can o' bear spray and watch libs go cray

Buy a pole with a flag sayin' "MAGA the Most"

Then rock that bitch up and down the coast

Give a toast to Bannon, drink with the stars

Get thrown off the Metro and tossed outta bars

Say Hi to Melania, I want to roam

Find BLM, tell them fools to go back home

Start an escort service for only Chinese-es

And set up shop to entrap all the sleazes

Kid Rock and I'm the real McCoy

And I'm headed to DC, sucker, because I want to be a

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[Chorus]

ProudBoy, baby!

With The Donald dot Win and a tab on Risin'

ProudBoy, baby!

East Coast chillin' with TRUMP's wine

I want to be a ProudBoy, baby!

Fight at night cause I sleep all day!

ProudBoy, baby!

I can smell Antifa from a mile away!

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SteelMongoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

In fairness, everyone can smell Antifa from a mile away.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

You do know Gavin named the Proud Boys after "Proud of Your Boy" from Aladdin, right?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deport the shill

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ibrt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m the 69th upvote.

Hawt.

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HighEnergyVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

/me beats his rusty razorblade on the concrete

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CovefefeREEEE 53 points ago +55 / -2

Cowboy up. This is MAGA country.

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jimboonie 43 points ago +44 / -1

El Pepe? Would you say we have a plethora of patriots?

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MegoThor 22 points ago +23 / -1

Oh yes, El Swampo. You have a plethora.

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Patriots2020 14 points ago +15 / -1

“We will rrrrrrrape the horses and ride off on the Women!”

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DMFT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where’s that line from?

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Patriots2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Three Amigos

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

I watched a taped copy of that movie when I was a kid every day for a month at my grandparents house. My uncle took it out of the vcr and threw it away after hearing it for the 50th time.

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Patriots2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha that is amazing. I used to love watching movies over and over again.

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RamblinMan67 3 points ago +3 / -0

El Pepe, What is a Plethora?

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Neonentity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time for some El Kabong action.

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Rammstein1 4 points ago +4 / -0

What do you guys make of this ?

Has the “action” already been accomplished ?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SAJU-CTANag

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BernillaryClanders 24 points ago +26 / -2

Unrelated but I can't stop thinking about this today: What are the chances that Biden made a deal with Bitch McConnel that if he stops supporting POTUS and doesn't allow the senate to challenge the election, that he'll allow him to keep Senate majority? Only to pull the rug out from under him and cheat anyway (after he's torpedoed a contested election) ?

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Filetsmignon 38 points ago +38 / -0

They only way Republicans keep the Senate is if they do an actual audit in Georgia and show that those two Senators actually won on November 3rd. I'm not trying to doom here, but no way they win the runoff because Republican voters are not going to show up to the special election in January. Either they fix this shit or the Senate majority is lost and McConnell is minority leader (at best).

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PhilippElhaus 16 points ago +17 / -1

It's entirely Kemp's fault if the Senate is lost.

He should be thrown out of the party for that. Absolutely deserves a booting. And his Deputy + the SoS as well. Should be all three kicked out.

How can you have such people on your team? Like really- they did everything to delay, deny and obstruct when they were needed the most.

At least when they have a (D) in front of their name you know whats up. But these guys... bad. Throw 'em out!

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innominata 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thrown out of the helicopter!

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ShiterallyLaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Kemp's fault" suggests he was ever playing for our team to begin with!

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SmolPedeBestPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Loeffler election was always going to a run off. There were two legit Republican candidates (her and Collins) and the demoncrat. No way she (or Collins) was ever hitting 50%. That said, you could convince me the run off should be between Loeffler and Collins.

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DocHolliday1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damnit I remember voting for Doug Collins on the 3rd. Proud to be able to vote for him and Trump. 2 real patriots. Imagine how I feel right now.

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thebassdude 1 point ago +1 / -0

You might be surprised, every conservative I know either will be voting or already has. My wife has already voted, and I will be voting in the morning. We have no confidence our votes will be tallied fairly, but we're still fired up and voting anyway. None of my neighbors have taken down their Trump signs/flags yet.

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LosPepesContra 19 points ago +20 / -1

Fun fact: Bannon says hahm-bray. It's actually hohm-bray. The way Bannon pronounces it he is saying the Spanish word "hambre" which is hunger.

Bad hunger. Still kind of works.

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ShyRipley 5 points ago +6 / -1

Because they were talking about breakfast... it all makes sense now!

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bubbletea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yo tengo hambre. The only few phrasesi remember from my spanish class

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Woohan 11 points ago +12 / -1

The baddest my fren.

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heinsightmedia 14 points ago +15 / -1

they do if they paint the tip orange ;)

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Surfnsnook 9 points ago +10 / -1

El Guapos*

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Chick-Fil-A 6 points ago +7 / -1

Guac bowls for everyone

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CommieCrats 5 points ago +6 / -1

whistling music

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CommieCrats 3 points ago +4 / -1

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 4:28

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meme_oil 4 points ago +5 / -1

¡Viva la Revolución!

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BetosButtplug 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pew pew commies

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Ment 3 points ago +4 / -1

SFRI?

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Undo1913 3 points ago +4 / -1

You gotta war face? Lemme hear your war face.

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Undo1913 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lmaoooo

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content-alphabet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bannon said on War Room that people on The Donald are bad hombres

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

pew pew pew

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mlitton4 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can't let the steal this.

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PhilMaDong01 2 points ago +2 / -0

I loved hearing that this morning and was like Damn Right!!

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phlashmanusa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yippy Kai Yaaa......

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SteakywithKetchup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Badass bad hombres

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ALT26 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm so bad, it's a crime.

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Anti-Turncoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't need no stinking badges!

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Dale_Gribble 0 points ago +1 / -1

just a reminder guys friendly fire is on and this aint the boog yet.

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