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CzechForTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Damn right!" chews tobacco

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cptunicorn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasnt it discovered that duckduckgo is selling user data?

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 5 points ago +5 / -0

ProudBoy

(To the tune of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock)

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[Intro, <robot voice>]

ProudBoy

ProudBoy

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[Verse 1]

Well I'm packin' up my game and I'mma headin' to DC

Where I'll make my stand and maybe get on TV

Find a nest with Jenna Ellis, chill with Flynn

Buy an old shot-gun find a spot to win

And I'mma Kid Rock it up and down ya' way

With a can o' bear spray and watch libs go cray

Buy a pole with a flag sayin' "MAGA the Most"

Then rock that bitch up and down the coast

Give a toast to Bannon, drink with the stars

Get thrown off the Metro and tossed outta bars

Say Hi to Melania, I want to roam

Find BLM, tell them fools to go back home

Start an escort service for only Chinese-es

And set up shop to entrap all the sleazes

Kid Rock and I'm the real McCoy

And I'm headed to DC, sucker, because I want to be a

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[Chorus]

ProudBoy, baby!

With The Donald dot Win and a tab on Risin'

ProudBoy, baby!

East Coast chillin' with TRUMP's wine

I want to be a ProudBoy, baby!

Fight at night cause I sleep all day!

ProudBoy, baby!

I can smell Antifa from a mile away!

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SteelMongoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

In fairness, everyone can smell Antifa from a mile away.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

You do know Gavin named the Proud Boys after "Proud of Your Boy" from Aladdin, right?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deport the shill