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posted ago by Beaverstatemilitia ago by Beaverstatemilitia +2070 / -1

What the hell is going on in this country we had reservations at the Hyatt Regency right by the capital for the fifth through the seventh they canceled our reservations last night at 1:30 in the morning. So I got a hold of them today and they said they were shut down completely. I mean what the duck is going on. Anyone else had there’s canceled? Now what the hell am I supposed to do with plane tickets and no place to stay.

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Ichabod 102 points ago +102 / -0

Plan on bringing your own:

  • 7 days of rations
  • bedroll
  • flint and steel
  • waterskin
  • backpack
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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 78 points ago +78 / -0

we have lighters fren, we're not savages.

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Wtf_socialismreally 23 points ago +23 / -0

You may need to use that to light up some BLM signs

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FromSethWithLove 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm a burn some BLM banners with my bow and spindle

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Nancypelosisoldliver 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bear grills method.

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YUNG_GUAC 2 points ago +2 / -0

thassa h8 crym wyboi

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softhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or you could just sneak in BLM or Antifa camps and take your "fair" share of food.

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NeilPatrickCarrot 6 points ago +6 / -0

The siege may last so long we run out of fuel

lol

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Theannihilatrixx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've also got my scurvy kit packed as well as my medicinal leeches. Right next to my waterskin.

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Numpties 23 points ago +23 / -0

Battery powered framing nailer ...

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alfredbester 5 points ago +5 / -0

Got one. And a scaffold would be no problem. I prefer building things to tearing them down, but porque no los dos, right?

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feraxil 19 points ago +19 / -0

tp

e-tool

tarp

tent