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Kagakansas316 21 points ago +21 / -0

Don’t put a Trump Pence 2020 sign up in his yard

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Visceroth 17 points ago +17 / -0

Definitely don't shit in his driveway.

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Malienydd2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Or pee

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Visceroth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely. I was referencing the homeless guy at pelosi's house, but this too.

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Mad_Maximo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or leave pork at his doorstep.

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PApatriotforTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

How convenient. Literally a few doors down from the Islamic Center. Can’t even make this stuff up.

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lostharddries 6 points ago +6 / -0

not made up....he needed some place to get away from Big Mike

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PApatriotforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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somedickinohio 6 points ago +6 / -0

Order a truck full of horseshit for the front yard. if no one home dump in driveway.

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Kagakansas316 6 points ago +6 / -0

Definitely don’t leave a mountain of shit

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NihilistCaregiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

truck full of horseshoe

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somedickinohio 1 point ago +1 / -0

Freakin autocorrect

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eplettner 6 points ago +6 / -0

All make sure not to drive by with a bullhorn or leave any yard signs out front.

I just hope my truck doesn't break down right in front of his gate.

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AKGriz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whatever you do, don't put up a sign in the yard saying "Help Wanted, Inquire Within."

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Kagakansas316 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wander if someone could make a job posting and use address as the location for the interview get a line of applicants offer free healthcare, free daycare, free college tuition

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SolarWinds123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not with Trump's unemployment rates, everyone's working.

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Kagakansas316 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not lefty’s

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throwthesalt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can’t wait to see the drone footage of the red wave coming down the street.

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lostharddries 3 points ago +3 / -0

sorry officer, got lost

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Titan93 2 points ago +2 / -0

With an ego as giant as the sea, I wouldnt put it past this man to bribe an FBI agent to kidnap a random trump support and kill him bc of this

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Cameronwealth 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’ll be in Kenya.

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Tron3k [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Leave a message in paint maybe...

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be so exciting to see his historic, brave and stunning home! Wonder if he's home?

Call Mans Country on north Clark St in Chicago before you go, it is very possible he is there visiting constituents.

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Alkaizer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't visit unless you want to feel Big Mike's energy

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KiltedTailor 1 point ago +1 / -0

IF I had to guess; 01- he will be at his other mansion[s] that day and 02- the DC police, i.e. standing private army, will have the house well guarded, i.e. snipers, a flock of '03 letter' 'cops' and all. One sign of a Pede; and ' its all over for the unknown solider' [with a nod to the OLD song]

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Tron3k [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

yeah, the neighborhood it haute I'm sure you can't even get close.

BUT it's all still within earshot and he's got lot's of neighbors that can be woken up....

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KiltedTailor 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am sure your right, but, { I can dream, MODS} a nice homemade mortar round with Willy Pete would be a nice idea to save electricity

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are there any historic bathhouses in the neighborhood? He likes to spend a lot of time at the men's spa with his body man.... he is super clean and articulate! Storybook, baby!