Seriously. Like, I like Israel. Beautiful land, great Historical and Spiritual significance, much, MUCH better to us than every single other country there which wants to cut my head off and rape every woman in my family.

But know what? As far as all the money goes? Fuck 'em. We've got to take care of US first. If they really, REALLY need our protection? Dissolve their government, and declare themselves as a US Territory under our laws and jurisdiction. Any time HAMAS launches a rocket at a Hospital, they'd be attacking US Soil, and we'd go and anally rape them with all the ordnance in the world, and that shit would stop real fast.

That's all. No more games, no more "We're a poor tiny little country, we need help!" and what do we get in return, a little bit of influence and presence in a region that we're currently mired in, in so so many other countries already? Nah. Either turn Israel into the United States Middle Eastern Fortress, Now Featuring Matzo Balls, or say "Look, there comes a time in every nation's life when we tell them they've got to take care of their own shit, and that time came when I started this sentence."