I'm bringing you depressed middle aged women from the premiere soils on which they are grown. But wait there's more! Chelsea Handler here. When I learned my eggs were barren, like my soul, I yearned to create something anyway. That's why I created a terrible comedy career which I use entirely to push politics. Thank you middle age!
Women having children? They'd be unhappy.
No form of bliss is greater to a woman than the creation of excel spread sheets.
Any of you bigots who argue otherwise are merely proof that women aren't producing enough sheets.
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I'm bringing you depressed middle aged women from the premiere soils on which they are grown. But wait there's more! Chelsea Handler here. When I learned my eggs were barren, like my soul, I yearned to create something anyway. That's why I created a terrible comedy career which I use entirely to push politics. Thank you middle age!
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