at this point, the GOP senators that signed this shit are not just laughing at us, but MOCKING US AS RETARDS. someone should RETARD their lung capacity in minecraft
Wow, that's banned here? I didn't know that, thx -- not that I planned on writing anything in particular. But I got annihilated on T_D for about 9 months once, for posting a link with something on that in there. I've been paranoid ever since.
A simple new law would fix that - all bills must be presented to the public 30 days before a vote can occur. Text changes during the public review period are forbidden. Any text changes result in a new 30-day period beginning. Any vote that occurs before 30 days is null and void, and anyone participating in such a vote is immediately and permanently removed from office with a lifetime ban on ever running again.
There would be an exception for emergencies, but the definition of emergency would by VERY TIGHTLY controlled and locked-down, to prevent the bastards from simply declaring all bills emergencies to get around the 30-day requirement.
That Epstein flight log "frequent flyer" bullshit got 3000 upvotes, and it was complete bullshit.
People just click on shit, and don't have the character to check anything. People in power are no different characteristically, they just have the power to be that way and get away with it.
Edit - 5 people who literally just proved my point lol.
Your right, I do just click shit, I upvote everything I read sorted by HOT, that way I can easily find what is newly HOT, If it doesn't have an upvote I haven't seen it yet. Not the best way to do it, but it is visually the easiest. ... I'm sure I'm not the only one and I know I'm just adding to what gets moved to the top.
Rando's on the internet up voting a bit of misinformation on their lunch break is a bit different then politicians spending their entire day soapboxing then basically deciding policy by coin flips and bribes.
I was simply pointing out that it seems to be human nature.
If you do the same shit here, job or not, you aren't better than these people, in fact you'd be them if put in their position.
People can't exactly gripe when they literally can't be thinking, scrutinizing, detailed, intelligent, and moral in their own lives.
99.9% of people are this way. It's gross, and the truth is, you're probably just like them, I'm not though, which is why I have no problem pointing it out.
They really are. Hey guys, let's cause a run on TP, so they can't even wipe their own asses! Lol, I got one better, let's train them like dogs, teach them to stay. Oh, and we can even force them to wear useless masks like a muzzle. Holy shit, they're actually doing it? These people are fucking pathetic lol.
Just wait till they start seriously pushing eating bugs and eventually cannibalism. I bet half the democrats would do it without hesitation.
“OK we muzzled them but they won’t let us muzzle their children. Their sweet, innocent children’s faces. No way. Let’s not even try it. Just keep saying kids can’t get corona.”
“Holy shit, you crazy son of a bitch, you did it! You actually did it! You got them to muzzle their own children! OK, you were right, I was wrong. This is fun! What should we get them to do next?”
“Mandatory puberty blockers for every child until the age of eight?! Dude, fuck off. They are never gonna go for that. You’re gonna get them burning down our mansions if you try this.”
“What the fuck! You did it! Every baby is trans now. This is amazing! OK, what’s next?”
You replace God with the State, and you can be God. The Uniparty loves being the State. I’m surprised each of them don’t have a slave whispering in their ears “Glory is fleeting” to satiate their colossal egos.
I genuinely believe that leftists would eat shit if CNN told them that it prevented the spread of COVID and/or that anybody who didn't eat shit was a Nazi. No hyperbole.
You know what? I would prefer cannibalism over the current pedophile ring. I'd much rather hear some adults being eaten than hear children being raped and abused.
Second? Lol, you'd wish. Your place is somewhere around 50. Before you get anything, all the government agencies and private entities close to the government want their free money. China wants their money. Politicians want their easy big bucks.
Then, after everyone has been breast fed with YOUR MONEY, they give you a fraction of your money back - but in a way where YOU, YOUR children and your grandchildren have to pay it back.
They steal your money simply by printing new money. Or rather just manufacture the money digitally. Some bank says +1.000.000.000.000 moneyz and it's there, popping out of nowhere.
How do we know that the people currently in Israel are still Jewish. Same thing that happens to a lot of colonies. Tendency to get taken over, with difficulty explaining to the hosting country what actually goes on. Extreme level of trust also allows dual citizenship in Congress. If Israel was Chinese run there would be a long delay before people figured it out.
I would think our allies that never launched a combined air and sea attack on one of our Navy ships would be considered closer allies than one that did do that.
If you won't go after funding cuts for Israel then you're pro US aid. It's as simple as that and as far as countries that "need" U.S. funding Israel doesn't even remotely need it. Never mind Israel through Mossad is one of the countries deepest infiltrated in Washington and prolific spying. Fuck Israel they give no shits about anyone but themselves, they will use the U.S. like a $5 hooker and move on.
josephbidenstein: "israel does NOT spy in the US"---- you are either lying, naive or really really stupid. why does a name like jonathan pollard come to mind? that is just one stupid/arrogantly careless enough to get caught.
So you're for foreign aid. Fuck Israel, let them and Iran go to war see how many shits I give. Dude you are completely wrong on this Israel is the most prolific country at spying the U.S. never mind they have bombed U.S. ships to get the U.S. to engage in their conflicts. You are sad to think they view us as their equals, they see the U.S. as a piggy bank to be ridden for as long as they can and they won't have any qualms of going to bed with China if the time ever comes.
BTW not only has Israel been caught spying the U.S. but people have been convicted of it just search for it and if you think it's a one time thing (actually you think it doesn't happen) then I have this bridge to sell to you
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Palestine gets no support from the US government at all really, everything you’re talking about comes from the Palestinians in the US and human rights groups donating to them. You’re intentionally misleading like the snake you are. This is why anti-semitism exists, you know that right?
'joseph_bidenstein' above is a very very low level mossad agent/affiliate spreading misinfromation. probably like a sucker working for free for love of the mother country for the hahaha chosen few.
"A rimshot is a percussion technique used to produce an accented snare drum backbeat. The sound is produced by simultaneously hitting the rim and head of a drum with a drum stick.
The musical phrase played on percussion instruments used to punctuate jokes is known in percussion jargon as a sting. This is often called a rimshot although some versions of it do not include a rimshot in the technical sense."
It's not being pedantic. It's just what it is. That's like saying that correcting someone that a Ford isn't a Chevy is being pedantic and nit picky.
Sorry but everyone in the world except for autistic professional drummers who are no fun at parties is going to continue to call it a rimshot, the accepted common term.
yes hi im from the pakistan gender program organization that doesnt exist where we throw gays off rooftops. where is my 10 millon for the gender and 15 million the social progress sir thank you come again pajeeet want gum? honk honk "
and then they cry because someone smart in pakistan grabbed literally legally grabbed the money fro their illegal money laundering plot. next thing... alex jones will b lactating .. he should claim he is lactating....... and get a big piece of this tit pie
Is that really what’s in the Quran? It would make sense that they’re Flat Earthers but to the EXTREMIST sense. They USE the bombs to MAKE the earth flat because they need to reenforce their twisted world view bestowed upon them by their beloved pedo Allah.
yep. lotta people have poor reading comprehension and dont realize the quran is simply stating that god didnt have intercourse, and it does indeed say jesus is the word and messiah.
The wonders of the beuracracy. Let me translate, I need to hire a manager, to manage how we spend the money. Then we need to hire a couple of secretaries to help me. We need to hire outreach folks to let the community know we have a breast feeding program. That means we need to pay an outreach team, oh that means that team needs a manager too. We also have to start buying chatchkis, ie. Key chains, bags, license plate holders, books, that will promote our breastfeeding program. Don't forget to pay prevailing wages too. Muh diversity hires......oh look someone needs to use their gender studies degree, hire them too. Make sure this program isn't racist, use a "health equity lense", you transphobic assholes forgot nonbinary and transgender women. Now you have to add a transgender outreach manager................
"What do you mean there isn't any money left for actual breastfeeding support? Typical of the oppressive government to leave us under-funded! Call up BLM!"
Every small to medium business closes and the only jobs left are Walmart and Amazon size. Nepotism and social credit scores insure that management (suits and ties all the way up to C-level) are one big club and you ain't in it. It's for the Hunter Biden's of the world. You won't be able to travel because covid, you won't have any fun because covid, you'll pay sky high taxes (because socialists are writing the tax laws) and you'll never achieve any wealth. You're stuck at the bottom where you were born and you'll watch with quiet rage as a drunk, cracked out Hunter Biden staggers out of his Porsche Panamera, blunt in one hand and underage hooker in the other, and they police officer nearby gives him a crisp salute before poking you in the chest with his nightstick and telling you to cover your nose with your mask and to move along.
who on god's green earth is michelle obama? are you disrespecting michael obama's pronouns again? this is a free country. i'll 360 noscope you across a bridge in minecraft.
i feel a bit like i'm losing my mind but at least it's fun
(2) ASSISTANCE.—Of the funds appropriated
19 under title III of this Act that are made available
20 for assistance for Pakistan, not less than
21 $15,000,000 shall be made available for democracy
22 programs and not less than $10,000,000 shall be
23 made available for gender programs.
Yea, even if you did need $90 mil towards this...why in a stimulus bill? Has Covid ran these peer counselors out of business? No, this is a bonus going to insurance companies and top healthcare admins for successfully pushing the Covid narrative.
it's not in the stimulus bill. It's in the annual appropriations bill that funds the government thru the end of next September. This was gonna be done whether there was a virus or not. The stimulus bill was added to that. Everybody is conflating the two.
At least it is bringing to attention the insane amount of money that is wasted on ridiculous shit every year. They could absolutely cut this money and add it to the stimulus package.
They’re conflating the two because they’re in the same bill. And that’s the issue. And this also isn’t a new issue, they do it all the time.
The stimulus bill should separate. They’re forcing representatives to support other shit or be at risk of being accused of voting against a stimulus package. Not like the representatives give a shit either way, but it doesn’t change the fact that the two things shouldn’t be included in the same massive 5000+ page bill.
People still shouldn't be conflating the two. It's like if part of the DoD's budget included $2B for a nuclear sub, and everybody was posting "the Department of Education is getting $2 billion for a nuclear sub, wtf"
but yeah I completely agree these bills need to be separated, and they need to stop lumping bills together in general. The appropriations bill also needs to be separated into 12 different bills and spread out through the year so they can actually read it before they vote on it, and then maybe they can get rid of stupid shit like money for breastfeeding counselors, which is probably going to some Congressman's daughter who is a breastfeeding counselor.
Maybe we can get some first world mothers to breast feed for fucks sake. Feminists get the rope first- they opened the door for the special interests demo bullshit, govt feather bedding, lawyer corporatization etc etc.
As a professional breastfeeding peer counselor, I can tell you it’s no easy task. I suggest you gain some experience in a related industry, such as the breast self-exam training squadron. This is a good way to develop the skills that will serve you later in your career. You don’t get pro-level breast management techniques during a summer internship, this takes years of practice. I actually started off relatively early, during an after school program on the farm of a family friend, but that’s a story for another time.
pretty sure babies immune system is greatly built up by breastfeeding and the elites want you to feed china formula to babies so they have all kinds of immune system issues and allergies
Breastfeeding is generally regarded as better. Understandable that sometimes that's not an option, but if it's generally better for the baby than formula... is it really a Nazi thing?
It happened to my sister in law with her first born which had jaundice and they took him for phototherapy. Second one, the baby stayed with mom right after birth and she had no problem breastfeeding. Babies, man.
when does this stimulus package get sent to Trump? anyone know the timeframe it has to be approved or vetoed by Trump? Does it happen within days or does it take weeks/months before a decision is made? I seriously hope he vetoes it
Generally speaking it takes 1-3 days ish for "a bill" to be formally sent over from the printers office after congress votes, to be "formally presented" to the POTUS; from there the WH/POTUS reads/reviews and listens to 100 million Americans voicemails/form letters; saying to VETO THAT PIECE O' SHIFT SWAMP SEWAGE TOILET PAPER BILL.
A POTUS in Article 1, Section 7 of the U.S. Constitution states:
If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the same shall be a Law, in like manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its return, in which case it shall not be a Law.
So a POTUS can:
VETO a Bill within 10 days not counting Sundays (and send the reasons why it suckx eggs back to congress)
Sign a Bill into law, or if he doesn't sign it and there's still time in congress; the bill becomes law w/o his signature.
or pocket vetos it, if there isn't enough time left in congress' session calendar.
I just looked it up. They are essentially social workers who assist women with "breastfeeding" - 1 on 1 support or phone assistance to help them get comfortable with breastfeeding. Its just more bureaucratic bloating and finding ways to line peoples pockets and get them on Government payroll. Communism is here.
He does kinda have other, more important matters at hand right now. Stopping the steal is pretty much the highest priority, or none of the rest of this matters anyway.
If Biden were to assume control, he probably wouldn't veto so they could just pass it in a few weeks.
The difference is every other bill that could be vetoed in the next 4 years. If Trump could stop this, it'd be one thing, but as I understand it's an omnibus bill (effectively "the yearly budget") which has different rules for passing. So Trump vetoes, they overrule and pass it anyway.
While the bill is bad, the idea that Trump should veto it is just a distraction at what is literally the most critical turning point in not just our nations future, but that of the entire world and the very concept of freedom.
This is do or die time for retaining any sort of confidence in the election. Consider this, are the deep staters passing this bill in order to try and undermine confidence in Trump if he doesn't veto it? Effectively trying to force him to fight a meaningless fight, when he needs to be fighting them directly?
Don't let them play us here. We've already blown tons of money, a little bit more waste is bad, but not the end of the world. Letting Beijing Biden ascend to power could literally be the end of the world, or close to it.
Trump cannot veto this. Stop and reread that. Trump cannot veto this. It's an omnibus bill with 90+ senators voting for it. It's veto proof.
On the eve of the biggest battle that will literally determine the entire fate of the war, you want him to sidetrack and fight a senseless battle that has no chance of victory whatsoever? Like absolutely fucking none?
Walk me through it: Trump vetoes this bill... and then? What is the outcome that you see from that course of action that is different?
Woke capitalism took our circuses from bread and circuses. Now it's bread and politics. Shouldn't have pushed jogging kneelers in all our sports. Now people are actually gonna read yalls garbage bills.
I'm confused.... Are they counselors who speak to their peers about breastfeeding, or are they peer counselors who breastfeed? In 2020 we can't assume anything.
It had to be a contest on who could put the craziest thing in that bill
They’re laughing.
They have no idea what's in it, and they don't care. They're getting theirs on the back end.
at this point, the GOP senators that signed this shit are not just laughing at us, but MOCKING US AS RETARDS. someone should RETARD their lung capacity in minecraft
I don’t disagree. Opportunity is ample! Go create them!!
Wow, that's banned here? I didn't know that, thx -- not that I planned on writing anything in particular. But I got annihilated on T_D for about 9 months once, for posting a link with something on that in there. I've been paranoid ever since.
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You mean the group often referred to in text with three open-parentheses before, and three close-parentheses after, references to them?
I had no idea speech about them was banned here. That's quite interesting.
This definitely isn't the time for memes. I'll always be appreciative that we have this place though.
Yes. I use to be all for the memes. But it’s changing now. Memes poking fun at the ridiculousness are preaching to the choir.
There needs to be organization now. Without it, it truely is just a larp. Larp=lose
why downvote the link above? it is a very important link, and hijacked for a good reason.
we have to pass the bill before we know what's in it.
Trump should be like: "6000 pages? Screw you guys; I not reading that either. Veto"
“You have to vote for it to know what’s in it.”
This is just what they do. God do i hate them all.
A simple new law would fix that - all bills must be presented to the public 30 days before a vote can occur. Text changes during the public review period are forbidden. Any text changes result in a new 30-day period beginning. Any vote that occurs before 30 days is null and void, and anyone participating in such a vote is immediately and permanently removed from office with a lifetime ban on ever running again.
There would be an exception for emergencies, but the definition of emergency would by VERY TIGHTLY controlled and locked-down, to prevent the bastards from simply declaring all bills emergencies to get around the 30-day requirement.
TBH tho, I see the same behavior here.
That Epstein flight log "frequent flyer" bullshit got 3000 upvotes, and it was complete bullshit.
People just click on shit, and don't have the character to check anything. People in power are no different characteristically, they just have the power to be that way and get away with it.
Edit - 5 people who literally just proved my point lol.
Your right, I do just click shit, I upvote everything I read sorted by HOT, that way I can easily find what is newly HOT, If it doesn't have an upvote I haven't seen it yet. Not the best way to do it, but it is visually the easiest. ... I'm sure I'm not the only one and I know I'm just adding to what gets moved to the top.
Except it's their fucking job.
Rando's on the internet up voting a bit of misinformation on their lunch break is a bit different then politicians spending their entire day soapboxing then basically deciding policy by coin flips and bribes.
I was simply pointing out that it seems to be human nature.
If you do the same shit here, job or not, you aren't better than these people, in fact you'd be them if put in their position.
People can't exactly gripe when they literally can't be thinking, scrutinizing, detailed, intelligent, and moral in their own lives.
99.9% of people are this way. It's gross, and the truth is, you're probably just like them, I'm not though, which is why I have no problem pointing it out.
Yeah good point. They didn’t read or write it.
I’ll fuckn do it again
They really are. Hey guys, let's cause a run on TP, so they can't even wipe their own asses! Lol, I got one better, let's train them like dogs, teach them to stay. Oh, and we can even force them to wear useless masks like a muzzle. Holy shit, they're actually doing it? These people are fucking pathetic lol.
Just wait till they start seriously pushing eating bugs and eventually cannibalism. I bet half the democrats would do it without hesitation.
“OK we muzzled them but they won’t let us muzzle their children. Their sweet, innocent children’s faces. No way. Let’s not even try it. Just keep saying kids can’t get corona.”
“Holy shit, you crazy son of a bitch, you did it! You actually did it! You got them to muzzle their own children! OK, you were right, I was wrong. This is fun! What should we get them to do next?”
“Mandatory puberty blockers for every child until the age of eight?! Dude, fuck off. They are never gonna go for that. You’re gonna get them burning down our mansions if you try this.”
“What the fuck! You did it! Every baby is trans now. This is amazing! OK, what’s next?”
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Now I see why the left doesn't worship God. They think they ARE GOD
You replace God with the State, and you can be God. The Uniparty loves being the State. I’m surprised each of them don’t have a slave whispering in their ears “Glory is fleeting” to satiate their colossal egos.
the left includes many R's unfortunately!
The man speaks the hyperbolic truth. Time for pitchforks and torches.
Neither. Purchase ammunition
"Get Epstein on the phone for this next one"
I genuinely believe that leftists would eat shit if CNN told them that it prevented the spread of COVID and/or that anybody who didn't eat shit was a Nazi. No hyperbole.
Since sewer water carry germs eating shit is a good way to build an immunity towards those germs. /s of course.
It's an industry in China.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04&feature=emb_logo
Worst than leftists are people that swallowed half a red pill, but when spooky corona came about they ran off scared and climbed to muh MSM.
How can you be half gay?
You know what? I would prefer cannibalism over the current pedophile ring. I'd much rather hear some adults being eaten than hear children being raped and abused.
one and the same cult.
Theyre high fiving in a conga line
While lighting cigars using hundred dollar bills.
6 hundred dollar bills to light their cigar.
Yup, like from the Oregon state capital today.
I pray your right.
Police are bugmen “just doing my job sir”
They aren’t on anyone’s side. They don’t know there’s a side. They’re 6 legged critters that just obey. Shoot one and another takes his place.
Why wouldnt they be?
We need a contest to see who's the breastiest feeding. Fuck all this noise
We ain't talking bout wet donkeys bro. Shed get smoked by many all American girls.
You mean good lookin' farm girls, or real pissed off farm girls?
both?
Hot farm girls know how to work... so it would make all the difference.
yeah AOC belongs in a tijuana domkey show
America is in free fall, you might as well elect officials based on who has the best tits
The outcome wouldn't be noticeably different than it is now
would be better
have you seen the honkers on pelosi? they're bigger than her head........ explains a lot...
Consume degeneracy, increase the rot. Escape the left to become the left. Live to coom.
Let women have power over you, so that they can hate you as much as you hate yourself.
Transcend masculinity, leave traditional and a love for Christ behind. Adopt being a cuckhold. Wet t-shirt contest let’s go!
Quit being a boob.
Let’s nip this in the bud before it spreads.
I love me some titties.
Hell I ain't paying for them.
Horses you say? The bill got you covered! https://thedonald.win/p/11R4zSDUhP/stimulus-bill-includes-tax-break/c/
“If you don‘t like this bill, you ain‘t
blackAmerican!“No they moved that to Pakistan
If anything goes to Dominion, then they do!
I wish I had been breast fed. Maybe I wouldn't look like a deformed turtle.
dude omg
shhh ... he was born for this.. let him emerge from his shell.. there is a brest feed event.
I love it when men put their big, sweaty hands on me.
I'm reading this in his voice and it's disturbing.
Try not to think about it.
I prefer to have bug, sweaty hands deep inside me. To each their own, good friend! 😘
Username checks out.
Funnier than the gay obama account
Mitch, is that you?
Yes it is I, Mitch the Bitch.
3 billion a year for Israel
Second? Lol, you'd wish. Your place is somewhere around 50. Before you get anything, all the government agencies and private entities close to the government want their free money. China wants their money. Politicians want their easy big bucks.
Then, after everyone has been breast fed with YOUR MONEY, they give you a fraction of your money back - but in a way where YOU, YOUR children and your grandchildren have to pay it back.
They steal your money simply by printing new money. Or rather just manufacture the money digitally. Some bank says +1.000.000.000.000 moneyz and it's there, popping out of nowhere.
I have entered the chat.
Please stay still for the ADL sketch artist.
Username checks out.
Why not 0 for both?
😂
does 100% of that come back here to buy arms from us? it fucking better!
How do we know that the people currently in Israel are still Jewish. Same thing that happens to a lot of colonies. Tendency to get taken over, with difficulty explaining to the hosting country what actually goes on. Extreme level of trust also allows dual citizenship in Congress. If Israel was Chinese run there would be a long delay before people figured it out.
That is a joke of a response. We give them the equivalent of 35K a year per citizen.
Closest ally? Israel has literally never done anything but harm and take advantage of the US at every possible opportunity.
OY VEY!!!!
Nope. They've killed us, spied on us, robbed us of billions of dollars and manipulated us into fighting their wars.
Fuck Israel and every single jewshill.
America. First. Or gtfo.
1/10 troll. Try harder Joe.
God you evangelicals are such suckers
It's clear the guy's one of god's chosen people.
cHoSeN pEoPLe
I would think our allies that never launched a combined air and sea attack on one of our Navy ships would be considered closer allies than one that did do that.
If you won't go after funding cuts for Israel then you're pro US aid. It's as simple as that and as far as countries that "need" U.S. funding Israel doesn't even remotely need it. Never mind Israel through Mossad is one of the countries deepest infiltrated in Washington and prolific spying. Fuck Israel they give no shits about anyone but themselves, they will use the U.S. like a $5 hooker and move on.
josephbidenstein: "israel does NOT spy in the US"---- you are either lying, naive or really really stupid. why does a name like jonathan pollard come to mind? that is just one stupid/arrogantly careless enough to get caught.
So you're for foreign aid. Fuck Israel, let them and Iran go to war see how many shits I give. Dude you are completely wrong on this Israel is the most prolific country at spying the U.S. never mind they have bombed U.S. ships to get the U.S. to engage in their conflicts. You are sad to think they view us as their equals, they see the U.S. as a piggy bank to be ridden for as long as they can and they won't have any qualms of going to bed with China if the time ever comes.
BTW not only has Israel been caught spying the U.S. but people have been convicted of it just search for it and if you think it's a one time thing (actually you think it doesn't happen) then I have this bridge to sell to you
You're retarded if you think countries don't spy on each other constantly.
dang joe.... how much of that goes to the rockets they jealously fire LMAO
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Palestine gets no support from the US government at all really, everything you’re talking about comes from the Palestinians in the US and human rights groups donating to them. You’re intentionally misleading like the snake you are. This is why anti-semitism exists, you know that right?
Lol of course this is the only country mentioned.
Pakistan gets a few million for gender programs.
Goyum give me sheckles
'joseph_bidenstein' above is a very very low level mossad agent/affiliate spreading misinfromation. probably like a sucker working for free for love of the mother country for the hahaha chosen few.
"Peer counselors" are adults, so why do they need to be breastfed?
(rimshot)
snarfs breastmilk out nose
shit now i gotta piss.
Ewwww Things got gross in a kinky commie way.
I don't think you know what a rimshot is....
Oh, I know exactly what it is, and it's quite common for it to follow a joke with over 100 updoots.
Rimshots never follow jokes....again....I don't think you know what rimshots are.
https://youtu.be/6nqrzoXccNk
I'm talking widespread general usage of the term, not pedantic nit-pickery.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rimshot
So yeah, rimshots do follow jokes except for nit-picky pedantic types, and nobody likes them.
Your own link...
"A rimshot is a percussion technique used to produce an accented snare drum backbeat. The sound is produced by simultaneously hitting the rim and head of a drum with a drum stick.
The musical phrase played on percussion instruments used to punctuate jokes is known in percussion jargon as a sting. This is often called a rimshot although some versions of it do not include a rimshot in the technical sense."
It's not being pedantic. It's just what it is. That's like saying that correcting someone that a Ford isn't a Chevy is being pedantic and nit picky.
Wow, really? Nitpick level 11/10. Paging Sheldon Cooper, paging Dr. Sheldon Cooper!
Sorry but everyone in the world except for autistic professional drummers who are no fun at parties is going to continue to call it a rimshot, the accepted common term.
You got educated on something and instead of being like "huh, I learned something new today" and carried on; you're throwing a temper tantrum.
You "former lefties" are unbearable.
To me It's not the "breast feeding counselors" that. Is the most troubling, its the "and other related activities"
Could it get anymore vague?
"Yes hi i declare myself to be in the breast feeding counseling sphere of influence, $1mil please. "
yes hi im from the pakistan gender program organization that doesnt exist where we throw gays off rooftops. where is my 10 millon for the gender and 15 million the social progress sir thank you come again pajeeet want gum? honk honk "
and then they cry because someone smart in pakistan grabbed literally legally grabbed the money fro their illegal money laundering plot. next thing... alex jones will b lactating .. he should claim he is lactating....... and get a big piece of this tit pie
shhh....... moment of silence to celebrate the flatness of the earth,
Is that really what’s in the Quran? It would make sense that they’re Flat Earthers but to the EXTREMIST sense. They USE the bombs to MAKE the earth flat because they need to reenforce their twisted world view bestowed upon them by their beloved pedo Allah.
yep. lotta people have poor reading comprehension and dont realize the quran is simply stating that god didnt have intercourse, and it does indeed say jesus is the word and messiah.
Ah so the gender program is to help contsruct buildings and rooftops; makes sense now
Abortion
Ding ding ding
Yes of course. Child-rearing and infanticide go hand in hand.
Yup. Money for planned parenthood, to donate back to Ds.
The wonders of the beuracracy. Let me translate, I need to hire a manager, to manage how we spend the money. Then we need to hire a couple of secretaries to help me. We need to hire outreach folks to let the community know we have a breast feeding program. That means we need to pay an outreach team, oh that means that team needs a manager too. We also have to start buying chatchkis, ie. Key chains, bags, license plate holders, books, that will promote our breastfeeding program. Don't forget to pay prevailing wages too. Muh diversity hires......oh look someone needs to use their gender studies degree, hire them too. Make sure this program isn't racist, use a "health equity lense", you transphobic assholes forgot nonbinary and transgender women. Now you have to add a transgender outreach manager................
"What do you mean there isn't any money left for actual breastfeeding support? Typical of the oppressive government to leave us under-funded! Call up BLM!"
And there goes 96 million fucking dollars.
This guy corporates
You missed your critical job description:
NO SHOW
I like sucking on titties can I get like 500k?
Only if you tell other people how to do it, you're a counselor, now.
It's the beyond part of Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
Luckily, there is another $14,000,000 for infrastructure of the program!
Roads and bridges
Cough
special roads for boobies?
If there isn't a suspension bridge, it isn't worth building up for.
Rents.
The great TaTa Highway of 2021. Tax money well spent.
This relief Bill is fucking pants-on-head retarded. All this extraneous shit and people only get $600? To quote JoePedo: “C’mon man!”
I got news for you pal: Every government spending bill looks exactly like this.
Methinks this is just one big government paypig cashout before they try and reset all the serfs into global slavery
How would global slavery be implemented? Honest question
Every small to medium business closes and the only jobs left are Walmart and Amazon size. Nepotism and social credit scores insure that management (suits and ties all the way up to C-level) are one big club and you ain't in it. It's for the Hunter Biden's of the world. You won't be able to travel because covid, you won't have any fun because covid, you'll pay sky high taxes (because socialists are writing the tax laws) and you'll never achieve any wealth. You're stuck at the bottom where you were born and you'll watch with quiet rage as a drunk, cracked out Hunter Biden staggers out of his Porsche Panamera, blunt in one hand and underage hooker in the other, and they police officer nearby gives him a crisp salute before poking you in the chest with his nightstick and telling you to cover your nose with your mask and to move along.
i c u . kek :D
90 bazillion ain't enough to teach a guy who chopped of his dick and adopted a child how to produce milk.
Haha, bingo
they're training you for that moment when they switcheroo a big beautiful titty with Michelle Obama's dong
who on god's green earth is michelle obama? are you disrespecting michael obama's pronouns again? this is a free country. i'll 360 noscope you across a bridge in minecraft.
i feel a bit like i'm losing my mind but at least it's fun
Michelle is the pre-op name of who is now Michael.
In his reptilian relationship with Barry Soetoro, Mike is definitely pitching.
okay ..... so this beats out the gender programs in pakistan....... who can top this..........
https://rules.house.gov/sites/democrats.rules.house.gov/files/BILLS-116HR133SA-RCP-116-68.pdf
page 1486
(2) ASSISTANCE.—Of the funds appropriated 19 under title III of this Act that are made available 20 for assistance for Pakistan, not less than 21 $15,000,000 shall be made available for democracy 22 programs and not less than $10,000,000 shall be 23 made available for gender programs.
At least $15 million made available “for democracy”?
The hell does that mean?
At least gender programs is some known, defined bullshit. “For democracy” though? Really??
coode name for spreading communism.
Insert Obi wan Kenobi meme...
Democrat party, no longer upholding even a resemblance of Democracy.
could not make this insanity up..forehead smacking clown fucking world
seriously, i can't find this shit
How about ponies? https://thedonald.win/p/11R4zSDUhP/stimulus-bill-includes-tax-break/c/
Yea, even if you did need $90 mil towards this...why in a stimulus bill? Has Covid ran these peer counselors out of business? No, this is a bonus going to insurance companies and top healthcare admins for successfully pushing the Covid narrative.
it's not in the stimulus bill. It's in the annual appropriations bill that funds the government thru the end of next September. This was gonna be done whether there was a virus or not. The stimulus bill was added to that. Everybody is conflating the two.
At least it is bringing to attention the insane amount of money that is wasted on ridiculous shit every year. They could absolutely cut this money and add it to the stimulus package.
They’re conflating the two because they’re in the same bill. And that’s the issue. And this also isn’t a new issue, they do it all the time.
The stimulus bill should separate. They’re forcing representatives to support other shit or be at risk of being accused of voting against a stimulus package. Not like the representatives give a shit either way, but it doesn’t change the fact that the two things shouldn’t be included in the same massive 5000+ page bill.
People still shouldn't be conflating the two. It's like if part of the DoD's budget included $2B for a nuclear sub, and everybody was posting "the Department of Education is getting $2 billion for a nuclear sub, wtf"
but yeah I completely agree these bills need to be separated, and they need to stop lumping bills together in general. The appropriations bill also needs to be separated into 12 different bills and spread out through the year so they can actually read it before they vote on it, and then maybe they can get rid of stupid shit like money for breastfeeding counselors, which is probably going to some Congressman's daughter who is a breastfeeding counselor.
Maybe we can get some first world mothers to breast feed for fucks sake. Feminists get the rope first- they opened the door for the special interests demo bullshit, govt feather bedding, lawyer corporatization etc etc.
God, how did we get to a point where we need to teach women a basic act of survival performed for every mammal that existed for millions of years
I didn’t know that was a thing. How do I get into the field?
As a professional breastfeeding peer counselor, I can tell you it’s no easy task. I suggest you gain some experience in a related industry, such as the breast self-exam training squadron. This is a good way to develop the skills that will serve you later in your career. You don’t get pro-level breast management techniques during a summer internship, this takes years of practice. I actually started off relatively early, during an after school program on the farm of a family friend, but that’s a story for another time.
top. fucking. kek.
Can we just kill whoever thought this was a good bill to pass?
Senate passed 91-7 and house passed 359-53.
Somebody stop the ride, I want to get off.
I've very much enjoyed the clown world ride until very very recently (last week or two).
It seems we've entered a new circle of clown world. Even my "laugh everything off" attitude on life is not getting me through it.
Thankfully, you can still lash out in clown world. I've seen it work first hand. They really don't like it when you get physical with them.
Agreed... shit's just gotten more and more insane. I know we said no brakes but this is ridiculous.
pretty sure babies immune system is greatly built up by breastfeeding and the elites want you to feed china formula to babies so they have all kinds of immune system issues and allergies
Breastfed babies have higher IQs etc. It's too bad she can't, but nothing beats the real thing. I'm surprised that the nurses cared.
what a useless job. thats what mothers/grandmothers are for. or a pamphlet. hospitals can trim the fat of 90% staff and still be just as functional.
All the moms of the 70s and 80s used formula because feminism. They don’t know how
So what do they expect the mother to do? Let it starve, keep it comfortable, and harvest its organs?
Breast milk is fucking magic. Everything about mothers is magic. What mothers do to bring life into the world is fucking miraculous.
Breastfeeding is generally regarded as better. Understandable that sometimes that's not an option, but if it's generally better for the baby than formula... is it really a Nazi thing?
The kid has to suckle to get the pipes going, and the mother produces milk at the sound of a crying newborn.
It's all part of nature. Yes, it's scary and crazy.
It happened to my sister in law with her first born which had jaundice and they took him for phototherapy. Second one, the baby stayed with mom right after birth and she had no problem breastfeeding. Babies, man.
Interesting .... many moons ago it was like - oh- you can just BUY what you need.... some senators daughters must’ve started a “non-profit “
probably selling it out the back door
It costs a lot when you have a weird kinks, bro. Don't kink shame, it's just your tax dollars hard at work! Think of the children!
🤡🌍HONK HONK🌍🤡
when does this stimulus package get sent to Trump? anyone know the timeframe it has to be approved or vetoed by Trump? Does it happen within days or does it take weeks/months before a decision is made? I seriously hope he vetoes it
Generally speaking it takes 1-3 days ish for "a bill" to be formally sent over from the printers office after congress votes, to be "formally presented" to the POTUS; from there the WH/POTUS reads/reviews and listens to 100 million Americans voicemails/form letters; saying to VETO THAT PIECE O' SHIFT SWAMP SEWAGE TOILET PAPER BILL.
A POTUS in Article 1, Section 7 of the U.S. Constitution states:
So a POTUS can:
VETO a Bill within 10 days not counting Sundays (and send the reasons why it suckx eggs back to congress)
Sign a Bill into law, or if he doesn't sign it and there's still time in congress; the bill becomes law w/o his signature.
or pocket vetos it, if there isn't enough time left in congress' session calendar.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocket_veto#United_States
Peer breast feeding, how the baby gonna do dat wit the mask on????
for the win
What the fuck even is that??
I just looked it up. They are essentially social workers who assist women with "breastfeeding" - 1 on 1 support or phone assistance to help them get comfortable with breastfeeding. Its just more bureaucratic bloating and finding ways to line peoples pockets and get them on Government payroll. Communism is here.
Shit, I'd do that for free if she's under 150lb
dirty lesbians coping feels on straight women
I want to beat something
the problem was he was impersonating a fed.otherwise they gave him permission.
An American dreamer. You can be anything!
Maybe that was the case with the older guy on the news, he got to inspect a few pairs before they got him.
Where can I apply?
Isn't breastfeeding free?
And what are the ‘other related activities’?
Breastfeeders have peers?
Shell companies
They never thought we would crowd source reading this financial theft of our country did they?
Millions need to pour into DC...for many reasons.
Someone needs to make that meme with the guy putting on his clown makeup, escalating to this.
WTF IS THIS!
But their $15M for infrastructure of breast feeding counseling is find. Plenty of desks and phones with some fake boobs
Hey come on man, breastfeeding is harder than it looks!
This is such a relief. Mammary glands need constant, counseled relieving. Videos found on the Internet would not suffice
How do i become a peer counselor?
Problem is it’s
5000 pages
Many don’t read it
He does kinda have other, more important matters at hand right now. Stopping the steal is pretty much the highest priority, or none of the rest of this matters anyway.
If Biden were to assume control, he probably wouldn't veto so they could just pass it in a few weeks.
If Biden gets into the WH, they'll have stuff like this bill, so we may as well just pass it?
Then what's the difference?
The difference is every other bill that could be vetoed in the next 4 years. If Trump could stop this, it'd be one thing, but as I understand it's an omnibus bill (effectively "the yearly budget") which has different rules for passing. So Trump vetoes, they overrule and pass it anyway.
While the bill is bad, the idea that Trump should veto it is just a distraction at what is literally the most critical turning point in not just our nations future, but that of the entire world and the very concept of freedom.
This is do or die time for retaining any sort of confidence in the election. Consider this, are the deep staters passing this bill in order to try and undermine confidence in Trump if he doesn't veto it? Effectively trying to force him to fight a meaningless fight, when he needs to be fighting them directly?
Don't let them play us here. We've already blown tons of money, a little bit more waste is bad, but not the end of the world. Letting Beijing Biden ascend to power could literally be the end of the world, or close to it.
Don't fight this time because the next battle is the big one.
We hear that over and over and over and over and over...
In this "not the battle" the government is handing more tax payer dollars to illegals than it's handing to citizens. Illegals are now above citizens.
Trump can veto this and do whatever he's going to do re: Biden.
What is the plan for stopping Biden? How does that plan involve letting leftists get their way?
Trump cannot veto this. Stop and reread that. Trump cannot veto this. It's an omnibus bill with 90+ senators voting for it. It's veto proof.
On the eve of the biggest battle that will literally determine the entire fate of the war, you want him to sidetrack and fight a senseless battle that has no chance of victory whatsoever? Like absolutely fucking none?
Walk me through it: Trump vetoes this bill... and then? What is the outcome that you see from that course of action that is different?
Yes he can. Make them vote.
The outcome is he didn't sign a ridiculous bill.
Nah, I don't want anyone to fight. Fight next time, and next time fight next time, and next time...
it doesnt matter if he signs it or not. It's passed. Senate passed 91-7 and house passed 359-53.
It's ok. Their policy from now on is to keep Americans in the dark about immigration so you wont ever hear about it.
Woke capitalism took our circuses from bread and circuses. Now it's bread and politics. Shouldn't have pushed jogging kneelers in all our sports. Now people are actually gonna read yalls garbage bills.
I'm confused.... Are they counselors who speak to their peers about breastfeeding, or are they peer counselors who breastfeed? In 2020 we can't assume anything.
My point is, somebody's suckin a titty and I don't know who.
Is this going to be pay per viewed? That may give some return 🤷♂️