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juicemoney9 488 points ago +488 / -0

It had to be a contest on who could put the craziest thing in that bill

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priestessnico 301 points ago +301 / -0

They’re laughing.

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Forgototherpassword 199 points ago +199 / -0

They have no idea what's in it, and they don't care. They're getting theirs on the back end.

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donaldismydad 104 points ago +104 / -0

at this point, the GOP senators that signed this shit are not just laughing at us, but MOCKING US AS RETARDS. someone should RETARD their lung capacity in minecraft

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Destineed369 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don’t disagree. Opportunity is ample! Go create them!!

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MW23232 6 points ago +7 / -1

Wow, that's banned here? I didn't know that, thx -- not that I planned on writing anything in particular. But I got annihilated on T_D for about 9 months once, for posting a link with something on that in there. I've been paranoid ever since.

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CloakAndDagger 2 points ago +5 / -3

oy

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Phil_DeGraves 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially when accounts get banned for naming a certain group of people.

You mean the group often referred to in text with three open-parentheses before, and three close-parentheses after, references to them?

I had no idea speech about them was banned here. That's quite interesting.

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Eurpoean 3 points ago +3 / -0

This definitely isn't the time for memes. I'll always be appreciative that we have this place though.

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arebee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. I use to be all for the memes. But it’s changing now. Memes poking fun at the ridiculousness are preaching to the choir.

There needs to be organization now. Without it, it truely is just a larp. Larp=lose

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Weloveflyovercountry 3 points ago +3 / -0

why downvote the link above? it is a very important link, and hijacked for a good reason.

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first_amendment 21 points ago +21 / -0

we have to pass the bill before we know what's in it.

Trump should be like: "6000 pages? Screw you guys; I not reading that either. Veto"

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Boruzu 11 points ago +11 / -0

“You have to vote for it to know what’s in it.”

  • Crazy Commiefornia Bitch
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raised_by_wolves 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is just what they do. God do i hate them all.

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Phil_DeGraves 1 point ago +1 / -0

A simple new law would fix that - all bills must be presented to the public 30 days before a vote can occur. Text changes during the public review period are forbidden. Any text changes result in a new 30-day period beginning. Any vote that occurs before 30 days is null and void, and anyone participating in such a vote is immediately and permanently removed from office with a lifetime ban on ever running again.

There would be an exception for emergencies, but the definition of emergency would by VERY TIGHTLY controlled and locked-down, to prevent the bastards from simply declaring all bills emergencies to get around the 30-day requirement.

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00937600 6 points ago +15 / -9

TBH tho, I see the same behavior here.

That Epstein flight log "frequent flyer" bullshit got 3000 upvotes, and it was complete bullshit.

People just click on shit, and don't have the character to check anything. People in power are no different characteristically, they just have the power to be that way and get away with it.

Edit - 5 people who literally just proved my point lol.

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OakiaPyre 5 points ago +6 / -1

Your right, I do just click shit, I upvote everything I read sorted by HOT, that way I can easily find what is newly HOT, If it doesn't have an upvote I haven't seen it yet. Not the best way to do it, but it is visually the easiest. ... I'm sure I'm not the only one and I know I'm just adding to what gets moved to the top.

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Eroticaenthusiast 4 points ago +4 / -0

Except it's their fucking job.

Rando's on the internet up voting a bit of misinformation on their lunch break is a bit different then politicians spending their entire day soapboxing then basically deciding policy by coin flips and bribes.

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00937600 1 point ago +2 / -1

I was simply pointing out that it seems to be human nature.

If you do the same shit here, job or not, you aren't better than these people, in fact you'd be them if put in their position.

People can't exactly gripe when they literally can't be thinking, scrutinizing, detailed, intelligent, and moral in their own lives.

99.9% of people are this way. It's gross, and the truth is, you're probably just like them, I'm not though, which is why I have no problem pointing it out.

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Imransgarage 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah good point. They didn’t read or write it.

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ll fuckn do it again

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isellmacs2 64 points ago +64 / -0

They really are. Hey guys, let's cause a run on TP, so they can't even wipe their own asses! Lol, I got one better, let's train them like dogs, teach them to stay. Oh, and we can even force them to wear useless masks like a muzzle. Holy shit, they're actually doing it? These people are fucking pathetic lol.

Just wait till they start seriously pushing eating bugs and eventually cannibalism. I bet half the democrats would do it without hesitation.

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sun_wolf 42 points ago +42 / -0

“OK we muzzled them but they won’t let us muzzle their children. Their sweet, innocent children’s faces. No way. Let’s not even try it. Just keep saying kids can’t get corona.”

“Holy shit, you crazy son of a bitch, you did it! You actually did it! You got them to muzzle their own children! OK, you were right, I was wrong. This is fun! What should we get them to do next?”

“Mandatory puberty blockers for every child until the age of eight?! Dude, fuck off. They are never gonna go for that. You’re gonna get them burning down our mansions if you try this.”

“What the fuck! You did it! Every baby is trans now. This is amazing! OK, what’s next?”

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disgruntled_patriot 20 points ago +20 / -0

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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RegularAmerican 16 points ago +16 / -0

Now I see why the left doesn't worship God. They think they ARE GOD

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 10 points ago +10 / -0

You replace God with the State, and you can be God. The Uniparty loves being the State. I’m surprised each of them don’t have a slave whispering in their ears “Glory is fleeting” to satiate their colossal egos.

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Weloveflyovercountry 8 points ago +8 / -0

the left includes many R's unfortunately!

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 4 points ago +4 / -0

The man speaks the hyperbolic truth. Time for pitchforks and torches.

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arebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neither. Purchase ammunition

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Modernturnkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Get Epstein on the phone for this next one"

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Dominick 19 points ago +19 / -0

I genuinely believe that leftists would eat shit if CNN told them that it prevented the spread of COVID and/or that anybody who didn't eat shit was a Nazi. No hyperbole.

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Whimpy13 4 points ago +4 / -0

Since sewer water carry germs eating shit is a good way to build an immunity towards those germs. /s of course.

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arebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worst than leftists are people that swallowed half a red pill, but when spooky corona came about they ran off scared and climbed to muh MSM.

How can you be half gay?

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Modernturnkey 4 points ago +5 / -1

You know what? I would prefer cannibalism over the current pedophile ring. I'd much rather hear some adults being eaten than hear children being raped and abused.

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Weloveflyovercountry 4 points ago +5 / -1

one and the same cult.

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nomoreprinkles 10 points ago +10 / -0

Theyre high fiving in a conga line

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 5 points ago +5 / -0

While lighting cigars using hundred dollar bills.

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arebee 1 point ago +1 / -0

6 hundred dollar bills to light their cigar.

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LoobintheToobin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yup, like from the Oregon state capital today.

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LoobintheToobin 5 points ago +5 / -0

I pray your right.

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arebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Police are bugmen “just doing my job sir”

They aren’t on anyone’s side. They don’t know there’s a side. They’re 6 legged critters that just obey. Shoot one and another takes his place.

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jerrycan111 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why wouldnt they be?

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ChelseaHubbell 40 points ago +40 / -0

We need a contest to see who's the breastiest feeding. Fuck all this noise

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ChelseaHubbell 15 points ago +15 / -0

We ain't talking bout wet donkeys bro. Shed get smoked by many all American girls.

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charwoman 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean good lookin' farm girls, or real pissed off farm girls?

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Christineblaseyford 1 point ago +1 / -0

both?

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hot farm girls know how to work... so it would make all the difference.

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Weloveflyovercountry 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah AOC belongs in a tijuana domkey show

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Jimmy_Russler 5 points ago +5 / -0

America is in free fall, you might as well elect officials based on who has the best tits

The outcome wouldn't be noticeably different than it is now

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Weloveflyovercountry 6 points ago +6 / -0

would be better

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rikkyyy 4 points ago +4 / -0

have you seen the honkers on pelosi? they're bigger than her head........ explains a lot...

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arebee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Consume degeneracy, increase the rot. Escape the left to become the left. Live to coom.

Let women have power over you, so that they can hate you as much as you hate yourself.

Transcend masculinity, leave traditional and a love for Christ behind. Adopt being a cuckhold. Wet t-shirt contest let’s go!

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slowmotrin 22 points ago +22 / -0

Quit being a boob.

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BasedInFact 6 points ago +6 / -0

Let’s nip this in the bud before it spreads.

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Naitachal 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love me some titties.

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Naitachal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell I ain't paying for them.

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ChadRudy 7 points ago +7 / -0
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superfly 1 point ago +1 / -0

“If you don‘t like this bill, you ain‘t black American!“

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LoobintheToobin 10 points ago +10 / -0

No they moved that to Pakistan

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

If anything goes to Dominion, then they do!

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 184 points ago +186 / -2

I wish I had been breast fed. Maybe I wouldn't look like a deformed turtle.

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mediocresombrero 62 points ago +63 / -1

dude omg

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rikkyyy 27 points ago +28 / -1

shhh ... he was born for this.. let him emerge from his shell.. there is a brest feed event.

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 28 points ago +28 / -0

I love it when men put their big, sweaty hands on me.

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yellow_iron 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm reading this in his voice and it's disturbing.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 4 points ago +4 / -0

Try not to think about it.

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Barrys_Butthole 3 points ago +3 / -0

I prefer to have bug, sweaty hands deep inside me. To each their own, good friend! 😘

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USAMIKE 16 points ago +16 / -0

Username checks out.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

Funnier than the gay obama account

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chingazo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mitch, is that you?

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Real_Mitch_McConnell 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yes it is I, Mitch the Bitch.

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MartinLuther2 134 points ago +151 / -17

3 billion a year for Israel

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PurestEvil 39 points ago +39 / -0

Second? Lol, you'd wish. Your place is somewhere around 50. Before you get anything, all the government agencies and private entities close to the government want their free money. China wants their money. Politicians want their easy big bucks.

Then, after everyone has been breast fed with YOUR MONEY, they give you a fraction of your money back - but in a way where YOU, YOUR children and your grandchildren have to pay it back.

They steal your money simply by printing new money. Or rather just manufacture the money digitally. Some bank says +1.000.000.000.000 moneyz and it's there, popping out of nowhere.

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America1stAndOnly 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have entered the chat.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 4 points ago +5 / -1

Please stay still for the ADL sketch artist.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 27 points ago +29 / -2

Username checks out.

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dunkeater 57 points ago +58 / -1

Why not 0 for both?

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deleted 46 points ago +47 / -1
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Nancypelosisoldliver 21 points ago +22 / -1

😂

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Weloveflyovercountry 6 points ago +6 / -0

does 100% of that come back here to buy arms from us? it fucking better!

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BlueArmband 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do we know that the people currently in Israel are still Jewish. Same thing that happens to a lot of colonies. Tendency to get taken over, with difficulty explaining to the hosting country what actually goes on. Extreme level of trust also allows dual citizenship in Congress. If Israel was Chinese run there would be a long delay before people figured it out.

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endthefed11 20 points ago +21 / -1

That is a joke of a response. We give them the equivalent of 35K a year per citizen.

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Dominick 24 points ago +30 / -6

Closest ally? Israel has literally never done anything but harm and take advantage of the US at every possible opportunity.

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Fabius 3 points ago +5 / -2

OY VEY!!!!

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Dominick 25 points ago +32 / -7

Nope. They've killed us, spied on us, robbed us of billions of dollars and manipulated us into fighting their wars.

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trollkin0331 -2 points ago +7 / -9

Fuck Israel and every single jewshill.

America. First. Or gtfo.

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endthefed11 5 points ago +8 / -3

1/10 troll. Try harder Joe.

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80960KA 5 points ago +10 / -5

PS the bible says the second coming of Jesus can only come when Israel is unified so you shouldnt hate Israel so much

God you evangelicals are such suckers

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OrdinaryFellow 0 points ago +5 / -5

It's clear the guy's one of god's chosen people.

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zedrexvsyrex 1 point ago +4 / -3

cHoSeN pEoPLe

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 3 points ago +4 / -1

I would think our allies that never launched a combined air and sea attack on one of our Navy ships would be considered closer allies than one that did do that.

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ProudWhiteMan 12 points ago +16 / -4

If you won't go after funding cuts for Israel then you're pro US aid. It's as simple as that and as far as countries that "need" U.S. funding Israel doesn't even remotely need it. Never mind Israel through Mossad is one of the countries deepest infiltrated in Washington and prolific spying. Fuck Israel they give no shits about anyone but themselves, they will use the U.S. like a $5 hooker and move on.

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Weloveflyovercountry 9 points ago +10 / -1

josephbidenstein: "israel does NOT spy in the US"---- you are either lying, naive or really really stupid. why does a name like jonathan pollard come to mind? that is just one stupid/arrogantly careless enough to get caught.

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ProudWhiteMan 7 points ago +9 / -2

So you're for foreign aid. Fuck Israel, let them and Iran go to war see how many shits I give. Dude you are completely wrong on this Israel is the most prolific country at spying the U.S. never mind they have bombed U.S. ships to get the U.S. to engage in their conflicts. You are sad to think they view us as their equals, they see the U.S. as a piggy bank to be ridden for as long as they can and they won't have any qualms of going to bed with China if the time ever comes.

BTW not only has Israel been caught spying the U.S. but people have been convicted of it just search for it and if you think it's a one time thing (actually you think it doesn't happen) then I have this bridge to sell to you

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Fabius 3 points ago +4 / -1

You're retarded if you think countries don't spy on each other constantly.

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rikkyyy 1 point ago +2 / -1

dang joe.... how much of that goes to the rockets they jealously fire LMAO

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zedrexvsyrex 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Palestine gets no support from the US government at all really, everything you’re talking about comes from the Palestinians in the US and human rights groups donating to them. You’re intentionally misleading like the snake you are. This is why anti-semitism exists, you know that right?

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KAGMAGIC2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol of course this is the only country mentioned.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pakistan gets a few million for gender programs.

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14Kaner88 1 point ago +2 / -1

Goyum give me sheckles

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Weloveflyovercountry 4 points ago +8 / -4

'joseph_bidenstein' above is a very very low level mossad agent/affiliate spreading misinfromation. probably like a sucker working for free for love of the mother country for the hahaha chosen few.

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Phil_DeGraves 111 points ago +111 / -0

"Peer counselors" are adults, so why do they need to be breastfed?

(rimshot)

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19841776 37 points ago +37 / -0

snarfs breastmilk out nose

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rikkyyy 17 points ago +17 / -0

shit now i gotta piss.

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LoobintheToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ewwww Things got gross in a kinky commie way.

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MAGA_Centurion 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think you know what a rimshot is....

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Phil_DeGraves 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, I know exactly what it is, and it's quite common for it to follow a joke with over 100 updoots.

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MAGA_Centurion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rimshots never follow jokes....again....I don't think you know what rimshots are.

https://youtu.be/6nqrzoXccNk

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Phil_DeGraves 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm talking widespread general usage of the term, not pedantic nit-pickery.

The musical phrase played on percussion instruments used to punctuate jokes is known in percussion jargon as a sting. This is often called a rimshot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rimshot

So yeah, rimshots do follow jokes except for nit-picky pedantic types, and nobody likes them.

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MAGA_Centurion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your own link...

"A rimshot is a percussion technique used to produce an accented snare drum backbeat. The sound is produced by simultaneously hitting the rim and head of a drum with a drum stick.

The musical phrase played on percussion instruments used to punctuate jokes is known in percussion jargon as a sting. This is often called a rimshot although some versions of it do not include a rimshot in the technical sense."

It's not being pedantic. It's just what it is. That's like saying that correcting someone that a Ford isn't a Chevy is being pedantic and nit picky.

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Phil_DeGraves 0 points ago +1 / -1

Wow, really? Nitpick level 11/10. Paging Sheldon Cooper, paging Dr. Sheldon Cooper!

Sorry but everyone in the world except for autistic professional drummers who are no fun at parties is going to continue to call it a rimshot, the accepted common term.

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MAGA_Centurion 1 point ago +1 / -0

You got educated on something and instead of being like "huh, I learned something new today" and carried on; you're throwing a temper tantrum.

You "former lefties" are unbearable.

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Tqshakon 100 points ago +100 / -0

To me It's not the "breast feeding counselors" that. Is the most troubling, its the "and other related activities"

Could it get anymore vague?

"Yes hi i declare myself to be in the breast feeding counseling sphere of influence, $1mil please. "

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rikkyyy 41 points ago +41 / -0

yes hi im from the pakistan gender program organization that doesnt exist where we throw gays off rooftops. where is my 10 millon for the gender and 15 million the social progress sir thank you come again pajeeet want gum? honk honk "

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rikkyyy 15 points ago +16 / -1

and then they cry because someone smart in pakistan grabbed literally legally grabbed the money fro their illegal money laundering plot. next thing... alex jones will b lactating .. he should claim he is lactating....... and get a big piece of this tit pie

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rikkyyy 5 points ago +5 / -0

shhh....... moment of silence to celebrate the flatness of the earth,

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donutreplyplz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that really what’s in the Quran? It would make sense that they’re Flat Earthers but to the EXTREMIST sense. They USE the bombs to MAKE the earth flat because they need to reenforce their twisted world view bestowed upon them by their beloved pedo Allah.

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rikkyyy 1 point ago +1 / -0

yep. lotta people have poor reading comprehension and dont realize the quran is simply stating that god didnt have intercourse, and it does indeed say jesus is the word and messiah.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah so the gender program is to help contsruct buildings and rooftops; makes sense now

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obamagavemeaphone 23 points ago +23 / -0

"and other related activities"

Abortion

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Tqshakon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ding ding ding

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endthefed11 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes of course. Child-rearing and infanticide go hand in hand.

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Gilliais 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup. Money for planned parenthood, to donate back to Ds.

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Infectedblood 18 points ago +18 / -0

The wonders of the beuracracy. Let me translate, I need to hire a manager, to manage how we spend the money. Then we need to hire a couple of secretaries to help me. We need to hire outreach folks to let the community know we have a breast feeding program. That means we need to pay an outreach team, oh that means that team needs a manager too. We also have to start buying chatchkis, ie. Key chains, bags, license plate holders, books, that will promote our breastfeeding program. Don't forget to pay prevailing wages too. Muh diversity hires......oh look someone needs to use their gender studies degree, hire them too. Make sure this program isn't racist, use a "health equity lense", you transphobic assholes forgot nonbinary and transgender women. Now you have to add a transgender outreach manager................

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LostViking1985 10 points ago +10 / -0

"What do you mean there isn't any money left for actual breastfeeding support? Typical of the oppressive government to leave us under-funded! Call up BLM!"

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

And there goes 96 million fucking dollars.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy corporates

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

You missed your critical job description:

NO SHOW

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KnobGoblin 5 points ago +6 / -1

I like sucking on titties can I get like 500k?

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if you tell other people how to do it, you're a counselor, now.

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Beat_to_Quarters 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the beyond part of Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 71 points ago +71 / -0

Luckily, there is another $14,000,000 for infrastructure of the program!

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LoobintheToobin 8 points ago +9 / -1

Roads and bridges

Cough

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MerlynTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

special roads for boobies?

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

If there isn't a suspension bridge, it isn't worth building up for.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rents.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

The great TaTa Highway of 2021. Tax money well spent.

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MustafaJones 50 points ago +50 / -0

This relief Bill is fucking pants-on-head retarded. All this extraneous shit and people only get $600? To quote JoePedo: “C’mon man!”

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HuggableBear 4 points ago +4 / -0

This relief Bill is fucking pants-on-head retarded

I got news for you pal: Every government spending bill looks exactly like this.

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GreatestAmericanHero 42 points ago +42 / -0

Methinks this is just one big government paypig cashout before they try and reset all the serfs into global slavery

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Ifififokiedoke 4 points ago +4 / -0

How would global slavery be implemented? Honest question

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Donarudo_Taranpu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every small to medium business closes and the only jobs left are Walmart and Amazon size. Nepotism and social credit scores insure that management (suits and ties all the way up to C-level) are one big club and you ain't in it. It's for the Hunter Biden's of the world. You won't be able to travel because covid, you won't have any fun because covid, you'll pay sky high taxes (because socialists are writing the tax laws) and you'll never achieve any wealth. You're stuck at the bottom where you were born and you'll watch with quiet rage as a drunk, cracked out Hunter Biden staggers out of his Porsche Panamera, blunt in one hand and underage hooker in the other, and they police officer nearby gives him a crisp salute before poking you in the chest with his nightstick and telling you to cover your nose with your mask and to move along.

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rikkyyy 10 points ago +10 / -0

i c u . kek :D

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GreenBean2 33 points ago +33 / -0

90 bazillion ain't enough to teach a guy who chopped of his dick and adopted a child how to produce milk.

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Peppers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, bingo

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remember1776 20 points ago +21 / -1

they're training you for that moment when they switcheroo a big beautiful titty with Michelle Obama's dong

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Loiuzein 6 points ago +6 / -0

who on god's green earth is michelle obama? are you disrespecting michael obama's pronouns again? this is a free country. i'll 360 noscope you across a bridge in minecraft.

i feel a bit like i'm losing my mind but at least it's fun

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michelle is the pre-op name of who is now Michael.

In his reptilian relationship with Barry Soetoro, Mike is definitely pitching.

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rikkyyy 24 points ago +24 / -0

okay ..... so this beats out the gender programs in pakistan....... who can top this..........

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ChaplainTappman 12 points ago +12 / -0

https://rules.house.gov/sites/democrats.rules.house.gov/files/BILLS-116HR133SA-RCP-116-68.pdf

page 1486

(2) ASSISTANCE.—Of the funds appropriated 19 under title III of this Act that are made available 20 for assistance for Pakistan, not less than 21 $15,000,000 shall be made available for democracy 22 programs and not less than $10,000,000 shall be 23 made available for gender programs.

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SHALL_NOT 12 points ago +12 / -0

At least $15 million made available “for democracy”?

The hell does that mean?

At least gender programs is some known, defined bullshit. “For democracy” though? Really??

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Weloveflyovercountry 7 points ago +7 / -0

coode name for spreading communism.

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ChaplainTappman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Insert Obi wan Kenobi meme...

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BlueArmband 1 point ago +1 / -0

Democrat party, no longer upholding even a resemblance of Democracy.

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

could not make this insanity up..forehead smacking clown fucking world

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bananafone 2 points ago +2 / -0

seriously, i can't find this shit

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Poopyonurface 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yea, even if you did need $90 mil towards this...why in a stimulus bill? Has Covid ran these peer counselors out of business? No, this is a bonus going to insurance companies and top healthcare admins for successfully pushing the Covid narrative.

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jdtiger 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's not in the stimulus bill. It's in the annual appropriations bill that funds the government thru the end of next September. This was gonna be done whether there was a virus or not. The stimulus bill was added to that. Everybody is conflating the two.

At least it is bringing to attention the insane amount of money that is wasted on ridiculous shit every year. They could absolutely cut this money and add it to the stimulus package.

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Poopyonurface 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re conflating the two because they’re in the same bill. And that’s the issue. And this also isn’t a new issue, they do it all the time.

The stimulus bill should separate. They’re forcing representatives to support other shit or be at risk of being accused of voting against a stimulus package. Not like the representatives give a shit either way, but it doesn’t change the fact that the two things shouldn’t be included in the same massive 5000+ page bill.

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jdtiger 1 point ago +1 / -0

People still shouldn't be conflating the two. It's like if part of the DoD's budget included $2B for a nuclear sub, and everybody was posting "the Department of Education is getting $2 billion for a nuclear sub, wtf"

but yeah I completely agree these bills need to be separated, and they need to stop lumping bills together in general. The appropriations bill also needs to be separated into 12 different bills and spread out through the year so they can actually read it before they vote on it, and then maybe they can get rid of stupid shit like money for breastfeeding counselors, which is probably going to some Congressman's daughter who is a breastfeeding counselor.

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MySidesGoUp 14 points ago +14 / -0

Maybe we can get some first world mothers to breast feed for fucks sake. Feminists get the rope first- they opened the door for the special interests demo bullshit, govt feather bedding, lawyer corporatization etc etc.

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Peppers 1 point ago +1 / -0

God, how did we get to a point where we need to teach women a basic act of survival performed for every mammal that existed for millions of years

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4more 12 points ago +12 / -0

I didn’t know that was a thing. How do I get into the field?

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19841776 19 points ago +20 / -1

As a professional breastfeeding peer counselor, I can tell you it’s no easy task. I suggest you gain some experience in a related industry, such as the breast self-exam training squadron. This is a good way to develop the skills that will serve you later in your career. You don’t get pro-level breast management techniques during a summer internship, this takes years of practice. I actually started off relatively early, during an after school program on the farm of a family friend, but that’s a story for another time.

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refresco 9 points ago +9 / -0

top. fucking. kek.

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TickleTh1sElmo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can we just kill whoever thought this was a good bill to pass?

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random1999 10 points ago +10 / -0

Senate passed 91-7 and house passed 359-53.

Somebody stop the ride, I want to get off.

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MAGA_Centurion 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've very much enjoyed the clown world ride until very very recently (last week or two).

It seems we've entered a new circle of clown world. Even my "laugh everything off" attitude on life is not getting me through it.

Thankfully, you can still lash out in clown world. I've seen it work first hand. They really don't like it when you get physical with them.

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random1999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed... shit's just gotten more and more insane. I know we said no brakes but this is ridiculous.

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Mr-J 13 points ago +13 / -0

pretty sure babies immune system is greatly built up by breastfeeding and the elites want you to feed china formula to babies so they have all kinds of immune system issues and allergies

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TrumpAndGodWin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Breastfed babies have higher IQs etc. It's too bad she can't, but nothing beats the real thing. I'm surprised that the nurses cared.

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

what a useless job. thats what mothers/grandmothers are for. or a pamphlet. hospitals can trim the fat of 90% staff and still be just as functional.

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SuperPlah 1 point ago +1 / -0

All the moms of the 70s and 80s used formula because feminism. They don’t know how

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TrumpAndGodWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

So what do they expect the mother to do? Let it starve, keep it comfortable, and harvest its organs?

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Fabius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Breast milk is fucking magic. Everything about mothers is magic. What mothers do to bring life into the world is fucking miraculous.

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isellmacs2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Breastfeeding is generally regarded as better. Understandable that sometimes that's not an option, but if it's generally better for the baby than formula... is it really a Nazi thing?

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Fabius 5 points ago +5 / -0

The kid has to suckle to get the pipes going, and the mother produces milk at the sound of a crying newborn.

It's all part of nature. Yes, it's scary and crazy.

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big_chigga 1 point ago +1 / -0

It happened to my sister in law with her first born which had jaundice and they took him for phototherapy. Second one, the baby stayed with mom right after birth and she had no problem breastfeeding. Babies, man.

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Cc1005 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting .... many moons ago it was like - oh- you can just BUY what you need.... some senators daughters must’ve started a “non-profit “

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

probably selling it out the back door

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YouthInAsia 8 points ago +8 / -0

It costs a lot when you have a weird kinks, bro. Don't kink shame, it's just your tax dollars hard at work! Think of the children!

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RedPillLegendMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

🤡🌍HONK HONK🌍🤡

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ChrztyAnn 7 points ago +8 / -1

when does this stimulus package get sent to Trump? anyone know the timeframe it has to be approved or vetoed by Trump? Does it happen within days or does it take weeks/months before a decision is made? I seriously hope he vetoes it

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540k-Again 5 points ago +5 / -0

Generally speaking it takes 1-3 days ish for "a bill" to be formally sent over from the printers office after congress votes, to be "formally presented" to the POTUS; from there the WH/POTUS reads/reviews and listens to 100 million Americans voicemails/form letters; saying to VETO THAT PIECE O' SHIFT SWAMP SEWAGE TOILET PAPER BILL.

A POTUS in Article 1, Section 7 of the U.S. Constitution states:

If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the same shall be a Law, in like manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its return, in which case it shall not be a Law.

So a POTUS can:

  • VETO a Bill within 10 days not counting Sundays (and send the reasons why it suckx eggs back to congress)

  • Sign a Bill into law, or if he doesn't sign it and there's still time in congress; the bill becomes law w/o his signature.

  • or pocket vetos it, if there isn't enough time left in congress' session calendar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocket_veto#United_States

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jarasan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Peer breast feeding, how the baby gonna do dat wit the mask on????

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Weloveflyovercountry 1 point ago +1 / -0

for the win

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Bruh_Momentus 7 points ago +7 / -0

What the fuck even is that??

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tw1stynipple 8 points ago +8 / -0

I just looked it up. They are essentially social workers who assist women with "breastfeeding" - 1 on 1 support or phone assistance to help them get comfortable with breastfeeding. Its just more bureaucratic bloating and finding ways to line peoples pockets and get them on Government payroll. Communism is here.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit, I'd do that for free if she's under 150lb

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Weloveflyovercountry 0 points ago +1 / -1

dirty lesbians coping feels on straight women

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PhiladelphiaEagles 7 points ago +7 / -0

I want to beat something

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Weloveflyovercountry 3 points ago +3 / -0

the problem was he was impersonating a fed.otherwise they gave him permission.

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

An American dreamer. You can be anything!

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TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe that was the case with the older guy on the news, he got to inspect a few pairs before they got him.

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pirate 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where can I apply?

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legzelda 6 points ago +6 / -0

Isn't breastfeeding free?

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Sumarongi 4 points ago +4 / -0

And what are the ‘other related activities’?

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MAGAguitar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Breastfeeders have peers?

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tragician 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shell companies

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ValkyrieHoneybadger 5 points ago +5 / -0

They never thought we would crowd source reading this financial theft of our country did they?

Millions need to pour into DC...for many reasons.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone needs to make that meme with the guy putting on his clown makeup, escalating to this.

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Ment 5 points ago +5 / -0

WTF IS THIS!

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Margincrew 5 points ago +5 / -0

But their $15M for infrastructure of breast feeding counseling is find. Plenty of desks and phones with some fake boobs

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey come on man, breastfeeding is harder than it looks!

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Hanging_Chad 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is such a relief. Mammary glands need constant, counseled relieving. Videos found on the Internet would not suffice

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Mygymus 3 points ago +3 / -0

How do i become a peer counselor?

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Johnfox13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Problem is it’s

5000 pages

Many don’t read it

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isellmacs2 2 points ago +2 / -0

He does kinda have other, more important matters at hand right now. Stopping the steal is pretty much the highest priority, or none of the rest of this matters anyway.

If Biden were to assume control, he probably wouldn't veto so they could just pass it in a few weeks.

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +2 / -1

If Biden gets into the WH, they'll have stuff like this bill, so we may as well just pass it?

Then what's the difference?

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isellmacs2 1 point ago +1 / -0

The difference is every other bill that could be vetoed in the next 4 years. If Trump could stop this, it'd be one thing, but as I understand it's an omnibus bill (effectively "the yearly budget") which has different rules for passing. So Trump vetoes, they overrule and pass it anyway.

While the bill is bad, the idea that Trump should veto it is just a distraction at what is literally the most critical turning point in not just our nations future, but that of the entire world and the very concept of freedom.

This is do or die time for retaining any sort of confidence in the election. Consider this, are the deep staters passing this bill in order to try and undermine confidence in Trump if he doesn't veto it? Effectively trying to force him to fight a meaningless fight, when he needs to be fighting them directly?

Don't let them play us here. We've already blown tons of money, a little bit more waste is bad, but not the end of the world. Letting Beijing Biden ascend to power could literally be the end of the world, or close to it.

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't fight this time because the next battle is the big one.

We hear that over and over and over and over and over...

In this "not the battle" the government is handing more tax payer dollars to illegals than it's handing to citizens. Illegals are now above citizens.

Trump can veto this and do whatever he's going to do re: Biden.

What is the plan for stopping Biden? How does that plan involve letting leftists get their way?

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isellmacs2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump cannot veto this. Stop and reread that. Trump cannot veto this. It's an omnibus bill with 90+ senators voting for it. It's veto proof.

On the eve of the biggest battle that will literally determine the entire fate of the war, you want him to sidetrack and fight a senseless battle that has no chance of victory whatsoever? Like absolutely fucking none?

Walk me through it: Trump vetoes this bill... and then? What is the outcome that you see from that course of action that is different?

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes he can. Make them vote.

The outcome is he didn't sign a ridiculous bill.

Nah, I don't want anyone to fight. Fight next time, and next time fight next time, and next time...

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random1999 1 point ago +1 / -0

it doesnt matter if he signs it or not. It's passed. Senate passed 91-7 and house passed 359-53.

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random1999 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's ok. Their policy from now on is to keep Americans in the dark about immigration so you wont ever hear about it.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woke capitalism took our circuses from bread and circuses. Now it's bread and politics. Shouldn't have pushed jogging kneelers in all our sports. Now people are actually gonna read yalls garbage bills.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm confused.... Are they counselors who speak to their peers about breastfeeding, or are they peer counselors who breastfeed? In 2020 we can't assume anything.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

My point is, somebody's suckin a titty and I don't know who.

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A_Colostomy_Bag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this going to be pay per viewed? That may give some return 🤷‍♂️