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TwelveMoreYears 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or a Beretta 9mm

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PatriotPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

9mm round < $1

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chucked_into_a_van 1 point ago +1 / -0

A guillotine or two.

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LoveLess1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

None of these politicians should be allowed to walk down the street without relentless harassment. I wouldn't be upset if the governors started getting capped.

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sun_wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

One thing I like about tarring and feathering these people is how humiliating the Tik Tok videos of them will be. Make sure to strip them naked first though. Imagine Mitch McConnell, naked, covered in tar and feathers, crying like a beaten little bitch on the street as a crowd of patriots points and laughs and films him for Internet memes. Schumer and Pelosi would look good in tar and feathers too.

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grumpyhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

link or it dosen't happen

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Big_Al_42223 -10 points ago +3 / -13

Everyone crying about not getting their socialist handout. Pfft. How very independent and bold of you all.

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BasedCostanza91 4 points ago +6 / -2

Fancy new account you got there glowie. People are starving and going homeless because you couldn't put up with Trump being President.

I hope the FBI gets fucking destroyed and every one of you traitors is thrown in a cell or out on the street.

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Big_Al_42223 -1 points ago +3 / -4

That’s the spirit. I wanted the economy to stay opened like The Donald suggested we do instead of being on the government tit for handouts but that’s water under the bridge now. BTW I voted for Trump. Same team, moron.

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BasedCostanza91 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not getting 'gubment money', you dunce. It's the fact that 77% of that stimulus is not going to Americans. It's going to foreign nations, corporations, special interests groups, and fucking Hollywood. You know, the people that Congress actually represents. It's theft. It's an insult. I really hope you are just some FBI twat because if you're being serious, I pity you.

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WU_HAN_FRU 0 points ago +2 / -2

What part of "shove it up your ass" being repeated on this site for hours on end did you not understand?

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Big_Al_42223 2 points ago +3 / -1

Most Americans don’t want a handout. They want their jobs back.

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is correct. So what the hell is this shit about?

Everyone crying about not getting their socialist handout. Pfft. How very independent and bold of you all.

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Big_Al_42223 1 point ago +1 / -0

God you people are thick. Stimulus IS socialism. They give you a base living wage just enough not to starve while passing out the free money to all their friends. That’s how this shit works and everyone is buying it hook, line, and sinker. No more jobs. No more free market. No more small business. Just complete and total dependency on big daddy government.

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ll ask you one more time, handshake faggot:

Precisely which part of “shove it up your ass,” the sentiment being repeated by literally everyone on this site (outside of handshake trolls who are about to be deported), are you having so much difficulty understanding?

Answer the question or shut the fuck up.

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WU_HAN_FRU 1 point ago +1 / -0

Deport.

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Big_Al_42223 0 points ago +2 / -2

We couldve just not shut down the economy but nooooo we have to do everything the hard way. Everyone is a fucking American and has to be a snowflake when a grandma dies. So instead her grandchildren will be born into massive levels of debt. Great job, America.