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posted ago by NaturalBornTexan ago by NaturalBornTexan +6691 / -1

They’re not passing this bill for you, but for themselves and their pals. The $600 is just to make you go away.

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Dtom13 91 points ago +96 / -5

Crumbs for the peasants, billions for everyone else. $700 million to Sudan, $200 million to the Kennedys, and did you even SEE some of these other provisions?

  • $42 million for all the out-of-work Imams in Sweden.
  • $29 million for Spanish bullfighter nose rings, and the red capes, too.
  • $5 million to remove those ashtrays that airplanes still have in the lavatories for some reason
  • $11 million to produce the next Sonic The Hedgehog movie, co-starring fan favorites Tails, Amy, and Silver The Hedgehog
  • $22 million to a fly on the wart on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
  • 100 million for clothing companies to finally start making more pants in half-sizes
  • $009 million for The Committee On Preventing the Resurgence of Dubstep
  • $0.01 to TheDonald.Win (hey, they had to give us something)
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nukalurk 5 points ago +5 / -0

This list is fake... These are all far more practical things to spend money on than what the real bill contains.