Crumbs for the peasants, billions for everyone else. $700 million to Sudan, $200 million to the Kennedys, and did you even SEE some of these other provisions?
$42 million for all the out-of-work Imams in Sweden.
$29 million for Spanish bullfighter nose rings, and the red capes, too.
$5 million to remove those ashtrays that airplanes still have in the lavatories for some reason
$11 million to produce the next Sonic The Hedgehog movie, co-starring fan favorites Tails, Amy, and Silver The Hedgehog
$22 million to a fly on the wart on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
100 million for clothing companies to finally start making more pants in half-sizes
$009 million for The Committee On Preventing the Resurgence of Dubstep
$0.01 to TheDonald.Win (hey, they had to give us something)
Crumbs for the peasants, billions for everyone else. $700 million to Sudan, $200 million to the Kennedys, and did you even SEE some of these other provisions?
This list is fake... These are all far more practical things to spend money on than what the real bill contains.