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BillGateCanSuckIt 61 points ago +61 / -0

1 rope each

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SHALL_NOT 23 points ago +23 / -0

Idk about that it seems like a waste of perfectly good rope. Tie a noose in each end and cut those rope costs in half.

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Neonentity 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nooses don't wear out quickly at all!

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jaaardstyck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bullets are cheaper.

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Endprism 2 points ago +2 / -0

FBI stooge here... did someone say nooses?

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Neonentity 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard they use them as door pulls in Kennedy Center.

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Icepck 13 points ago +13 / -0

1 rope with 2 loops would be more efficient. Or make each one retrieve a used rope from the last person and tie themselves in. Just trying to save money now that we're bankrupt.

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UnmaskedPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

String them up like fish and drag them behind a boat.

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Icepck 5 points ago +5 / -0

If the boat is on a trailer on a highway I can get on board.

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UnmaskedPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

But but but there's no sharks on the highway!

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MagaChamp253 2 points ago +2 / -0

one is none, two is one - just to be safe...