on foot. Instead I am going to fly in and maximize my carbon footprint, because fuck commies. After that, I am going to have a nice steak dinner, smoke a cigar, and hang out with any and all TDW patriots I can find.
See you in DC, you Glorious Bastards.
Also, fuck Chyna.
My girl and I will be smoking stogeys, ripping cigs, and rolling Cummins coal down the highway. We're leaving a carbon trail behind us the whole ride from WV.