on foot. Instead I am going to fly in and maximize my carbon footprint, because fuck commies. After that, I am going to have a nice steak dinner, smoke a cigar, and hang out with any and all TDW patriots I can find.
See you in DC, you Glorious Bastards.
Also, fuck Chyna.
Are DC restaurants open?
The DC Mayor shut down the dining rooms again all the way until Jan 15th, so expect to be only able to get carry out or bring food with you even.
How about canned food - like corned beef in the heavy-duty cans you open with the little key thing? Coupled with some cheese.
In a small cloth bag to keep from stinking everything up.
Canned Food, for the "family"