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posted ago by jove ago by jove +660 / -0

$900B COVID relief budget:

$895B [Direct COVID relief] % 331,003,651 [People in USA] = $2,703 per person who lives in the USA. (require valid SSN and the payout grows even more)

$1B for overhead facilitating the spending (probably overkill, but w/e)

$4B % $234 [average cost of a 15 min helicopter ride] = 17,094,017 free helicopter rides for those who can prove they are commies.

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jove [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

now these are the words of a true patriot.

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TrumpThoseLibs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m in as well!

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feraxil 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have a better bill.

$0 COVID relief budget:

Stop printing money except to replace destroyed currency notes.

End lockdowns. Let the people recover.

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Archmagnus 4 points ago +4 / -0

You need a little bit of money printing to have some slight inflation going on. It encourages investment. Otherwise you stagnate the economy.

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Dirk_Diggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or you put everyone in a year long 14 day lock down to "slow the spread" of a normal cold and flu season. I hear that really stagnates the economy.

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feraxil 1 point ago +1 / -0

30% of all money printed by the Fed has been printed in the last 10 months.

That is not what we need.

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logan34 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kinda hard to recover on your own when the gov forced you to lockdown for 9 months. How about sending back some of our taxes dollars to people who could use it? Its our money anyways.

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TrumpThoseLibs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just break up big tech and Amazon and handout the cash.

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feraxil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, it's hard. But what has been done has been done. So now its time to pick ourselves up.

But you can't begin that process if the gov't keeps locking down and printing money.

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MyUsername 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think we can justify the helicopter rides. It would make covid disappear instantly.

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Precocious13 5 points ago +5 / -0

I vote yes on this one

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Nickleback45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congressional relief bill that with truly support the American people: Cost 0 billion $$ -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> OPEN THE FUCKING COUNTRY UP

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AngeredKabar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm cool with it.

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Grilledpepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump will veto any bill that doesn't include helicopter rides

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot the foreign aid and diversity training.

Nope, my bad - you've included diversity trainers and lobbyists supporting foreign aid in line 4. Good work!

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awsure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can I updoot this a billion Sudanese tranny training classes worth?

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69fuck1776biden420 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was expecting: Make America Great Again

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Tenspot20 0 points ago +1 / -1

No, Stop!

Do not send me anything, give mine to people who actually need it. I live in Florida and I refuse to bend to the Covid curse and I'm great, not sick, work is steady as usual, I am never asked to wear a stupid mask and I am not ever restricted to my home. It's 78 degrees today, the birds are singing and you are all in a live action, dramatic Soap Opera and I am merely an entertained spectator. Just fix the script for the final episode! Don't ruin this by trying to pay me.

No Thanks!