$900B COVID relief budget:
$895B [Direct COVID relief] % 331,003,651 [People in USA] = $2,703 per person who lives in the USA. (require valid SSN and the payout grows even more)
$1B for overhead facilitating the spending (probably overkill, but w/e)
$4B % $234 [average cost of a 15 min helicopter ride] = 17,094,017 free helicopter rides for those who can prove they are commies.
now these are the words of a true patriot.
I’m in as well!
I have a better bill.
$0 COVID relief budget:
Stop printing money except to replace destroyed currency notes.
End lockdowns. Let the people recover.
You need a little bit of money printing to have some slight inflation going on. It encourages investment. Otherwise you stagnate the economy.
Or you put everyone in a year long 14 day lock down to "slow the spread" of a normal cold and flu season. I hear that really stagnates the economy.
30% of all money printed by the Fed has been printed in the last 10 months.
That is not what we need.
Kinda hard to recover on your own when the gov forced you to lockdown for 9 months. How about sending back some of our taxes dollars to people who could use it? Its our money anyways.
Just break up big tech and Amazon and handout the cash.
Yes, it's hard. But what has been done has been done. So now its time to pick ourselves up.
But you can't begin that process if the gov't keeps locking down and printing money.
I think we can justify the helicopter rides. It would make covid disappear instantly.
I vote yes on this one
Congressional relief bill that with truly support the American people: Cost 0 billion $$ -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> OPEN THE FUCKING COUNTRY UP
I'm cool with it.
Trump will veto any bill that doesn't include helicopter rides
You forgot the foreign aid and diversity training.
Nope, my bad - you've included diversity trainers and lobbyists supporting foreign aid in line 4. Good work!
Can I updoot this a billion Sudanese tranny training classes worth?
I was expecting: Make America Great Again
No, Stop!
Do not send me anything, give mine to people who actually need it. I live in Florida and I refuse to bend to the Covid curse and I'm great, not sick, work is steady as usual, I am never asked to wear a stupid mask and I am not ever restricted to my home. It's 78 degrees today, the birds are singing and you are all in a live action, dramatic Soap Opera and I am merely an entertained spectator. Just fix the script for the final episode! Don't ruin this by trying to pay me.
No Thanks!