$900B COVID relief budget:

$895B [Direct COVID relief] % 331,003,651 [People in USA] = $2,703 per person who lives in the USA. (require valid SSN and the payout grows even more)

$1B for overhead facilitating the spending (probably overkill, but w/e)

$4B % $234 [average cost of a 15 min helicopter ride] = 17,094,017 free helicopter rides for those who can prove they are commies.