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usernamenottaken 13 points ago +13 / -0

I also mock those still using Amazon and Netflix. Neither is a necessity in life.

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donjongun 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also mock anyone that circle jerks shows like Friends and The Office as being the funniest shows ever. How fucking original you must think you are that you think two of the most popular and successful tv sitcoms from the 90s and early 2000s are the funniest tv shows on earth right now, ironically coinciding with everyone also obsessing over them and they also happen to be circulating on Hulu and Netflix!!!

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bluto36 6 points ago +6 / -0

wait people think friends is funny?

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babskek 10 points ago +10 / -0

I wish I liked watching sports just so I could not watch them anymore out of principle. As it is I don't watch anyway xD

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Julius_Severus 5 points ago +6 / -1

UFC is still ok

Watch that for your sports fix

Or even better, engage in exercise or something else productive

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donjongun 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's hilarious watching all of my sportsball loving friends lose their minds this year over the possibility of missing out on sportsball. Grown ass men will go on social media and lecture to everyone about how we should all just "get along" and that it's "stupid to talk about politics" and pretend to be an enlightened centrist for the sake of not offending people when it comes to politics and real-world issues (but in all reality they're just NPC fags that can't think for themselves and use their sportsball to cope and give them a sense of purpose) but will go fucking NUTS when it comes to someone messing with their sportsball! "FUCK YOU for EVER suggesting that Michael Jordan is better than my Fag Lebron! The gloves are off!"

It's a clown world.

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DL535 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well you know, I am a cord cutter but see NFL promos on my streaming.

And you know what I notice on these promos?

Every single game clip shows lots and lots of empty seats. Empty, empty seats.

The NFL is in big, big trouble. Already big cuts in ticket prices, broadcast ad rates, there was a story about how they had to refund to advertisers because of low viewership.

They are in trouble. We need to keep the pressure ON.

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donjongun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen to everything u said. If u must watch sportsball, use crackstreams. Do not legitimize the retards by any means necessary.

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Postal 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL @ funning the cock-n-balls play.

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bluto36 4 points ago +4 / -0

the old Rocket ship pick and roll

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America4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

The numbers on the jerseys.. they almost seem to have meanings.

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Counterforce1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah — FUCK THE NFL AND NBA BLM FUCKERS

NEVER AGAIN

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ArtistWarrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could get angry that people still watch the awful pro sports. It makes me angry because I wonder "what would it take for you to quit? Boiling children in oil at halftime? Sodomy on the sidelines? WHAT?"

The answer is: nothing will make them quit. They will be baller-watchers till they die.

I think if it became a requirement for each fan to suck the QB before each game, 90% of these boys would do it.

I do not understand it. But that's who we live with, and they will fight us to preserve their baller-watch.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Commenting so I can share this with a cuckball following normie.

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Killroy1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Politics: A real man's game.