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posted ago by RogueLikely ago by RogueLikely +14 / -0

I helpfully assisted Devin Nunes' request to be shown evidence of voter fraud with this helpful message:

Dear Mr. Nunes,

As you have recently requested the need to be "shown" evidence of election fraud (since you are presumably incapable of finding it on your own), please visit the following website:

hereistheevidence.com

I consider myself to be an expert on locating easily obtainable information, and for a nominal fee I can quickly procure answers to even the most trivial of questions, such as:

  • What time is it?
  • Where do babies come from?
  • How do you tie shoelaces?

..and many more!

Please do not hesitate to contact me before making another potentially embarrassing public statement of your ignorance.

Don't hesitate to send him a message of your own, Pede's! Click here: https://nunes.house.gov/contactform/

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TylerD 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has to be a joke. The guy who blew up the Russia narrative and whose key staffers Kash Patel is now in Dod as Chief Of Staff to Chris Miller, wants proof.

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Flakesfranco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awesome. I sent him a nice message last week before I knew he was becoming a traitor. My next message won’t be so nice.

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baconandolives 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've got half a mind to physically print it all out and overnight it to him.