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elsabio 64 points ago +64 / -0

He can't fit through the door....

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VP_Unchained 21 points ago +21 / -0

Build Better Bigger For the doorway and toilets

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elsabio 15 points ago +15 / -0

LOL!

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coolhandcuke 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think there's actually a little ditty about that already.

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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elsabio 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, have a Merry Christmas as compensation... Merry Christmas!

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Comanche_Moon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fatty fatty

Two by Four

Can't get through the bathroom door

So he did it on the floor

Licked it up and did some more. -------------Old children's rhyme

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elsabio 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL! Nasty!

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killmealready 4 points ago +4 / -0

The rhyme? Or Christie?

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elsabio 4 points ago +4 / -0

Christie!

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standonthewall 6 points ago +6 / -0

Came here to ask if it was a barn door.

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elsabio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aircraft hanger....

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Trick 24 points ago +24 / -0

He had 9% approval when left his last office. Ha ha aha ha ha.

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8bit_mixtape 22 points ago +22 / -0

The fat fuck couldn't fit through the door

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arminius009- 3 points ago +3 / -0

It he could probably eat his way through it

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Donlurker 12 points ago +12 / -0

President of McDonald’s

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LockeThePatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

"President Christie, our profits are down 40% because you won't stop eating the inventory."

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Donlurker 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂

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VP_Unchained 10 points ago +10 / -0

Well..tubby'll have the Romney & McCain families votes.. And all those Dominion can manufacture.

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Tommie119 9 points ago +9 / -0

FUCCCCKKKK OFFFFFFFF!!! Whenever I see a picture of this fat fuck I clutch my wallet.

If he doesn’t steal it he will eat it.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give him a carbon fiber ridge wallet to chew on and have the last laugh

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 7 points ago +7 / -0

It would need to be a WIDE door.

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Filo76 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’d do what he does best. Controlled opposition

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Barn door?

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MegaMind 4 points ago +4 / -0

This Rino fat fuck !!

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Hoakster1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bwahahaha!!!!

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Luc1Stmartin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wouldn’t piss on this man’s face, if his teeth were on fire. GTFOH

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NeverCommunism 4 points ago +4 / -0

That fat fuck will eat all the vaccines!

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Precocious13 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'll eat us out of house and country. No 😠

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DeadOverRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Better be a garage door.

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kamalas_knees 4 points ago +4 / -0

The refrigerator door is always open.

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togger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Democrats wouldn't even have to cheat to beat his fat ass

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loooooof 3 points ago +4 / -1

FUPA-19 disease negatively impacts cognitive function.

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Mona1950 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cristie = Watch your back.

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happyfave 3 points ago +3 / -0

hahahaha, fuck you chris christie.

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NeverNotTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

BWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAA

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Geocav 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a disgraced rino, turns my stomach.

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahafa fuck no

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John_Smallberries 1 point ago +1 / -0

"That's a no from me, dog." --80,000,000 Trump supporters.

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findthewarmspot 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s not even welcome on the Jersey Shore.

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FreedomDEV 1 point ago +1 / -0

Neither TradCons or NeoCons Could stand him. After his obvious and mile away betrayal of GEOTUS, the only people who will vote for him are himself and a pity vote from his children.

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Neonentity 1 point ago +1 / -0

aaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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tiredofwinning2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahaha, no. Go fuck off

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tomdumont 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha how do these dopes think they are so popular?

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MAGA_Master2 1 point ago +1 / -0

He run with the defunk GOP party all he wants, the GOP wont win another election after we start our own American Party.

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Trumptastic88 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! That fat land whale will NEVER be President!

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ltpayne 1 point ago +1 / -0

as he's sayin some shit like "Trump is ruining America by not conceding"

FUCK OFF DUMBASS!

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Hunter_loves_2_feet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Better be a garage door.

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MikelovesTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll have to put a 12' garage door in for this fat fuck to fit.

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MakeALaskaGreatAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha! he doesn't have enough money to afford dominion!

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Yahyeetw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao no thanks

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Justthetip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Build back fatter

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Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can open the door but his fat ass wont make it through.

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CoffeeMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

just when the KFC jokes seemed to be ending

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Txpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. No chance. Unless he receives the same help Joe did from Dominion.

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Usefulmoron 1 point ago +1 / -0

My god these swamp creatures sure are delusional.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 1 point ago +1 / -0

A man with many vices is a man with many masters.

Anyone that fat clearly has vices.

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Crafter_Of_Memes 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao... who exactly does he or any of these RINOs think will be voting for them in the future? Actually, maybe they're like Biden and know they don't need our votes.

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VoteBlaster2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only door he leaves open is the fridge.

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probablyacoincidence 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully its a double door....

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Darthrift 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barn door?

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 1 point ago +1 / -0

somebody give this piece of Jersey trash a laxative before he craps out of his mouth again.