She’s even built like one of Pooh’s honey pots.

He looks like the proud father of his wife’s boyfriends child.

We know who wears the pants in that relationship

That's a man, Cuckerberg likes dick

She looks like she punches him into submission on the reg

"this is my handl...I mean WIFE. Yup, definitely my wife..."

Bro, I'm not gonna touch it either.

I don't know how to respond to this without being disrespectful to Asians, but that's a good sized pot-sticker.

Gross to both

I guess Cuckerberg likes banging Asian trannies!