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Skogin 20 points ago +20 / -0

You can’t break an egg without making an omelette.

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TXNFOURDJT 11 points ago +11 / -0

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him eat popcorn.

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SirReginald 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can't rule the World on mixed metaphors alone, said the Parsley.

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TheMAGAnificent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this Biden or W Bush?

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PNW_PEPE 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fool my pony once, shame on you. Fool my horse...

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ChadRudy 1 point ago +1 / -0

On the bright side, that horse is getting some of that relief money https://thedonald.win/p/11R4zSDUhP/stimulus-bill-includes-tax-break/c/

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Triclopse 2 points ago +2 / -0

George is the other guy

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BoominZoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You broke me. I'm broken. Oh man

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Dckman 27 points ago +27 / -0

Dementia has a rather steep slope. It's only a matter of time.

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SobekRa 7 points ago +7 / -0

The mediocrity is astounding. Barely fit to run a country gas station

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CornPop2024 13 points ago +13 / -0

"I promise you my justice department will be totally on it's own making it's judgements about how they should proceed."

TOTALLY.

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Blndhairylegs 12 points ago +12 / -0

When confronted he usually yells something about not comitting suicide, like dont jump. Funny guy that pedophile grifter

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Skogin 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Hey man, don’t drive into an oncoming truck!”

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el_gato_pepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

"one horse pony"...sounds like a good user name. IT'S MINE! I HEARD IT FIRST!

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Raguel 7 points ago +7 / -0

"My justice department."

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NeilNewsNetwork 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Mr. President-elect"?

oh fuck off, FoxNews

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RexCollumSilvarum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have the media ever used that form of address before? Did Trump get it from 11/16 to 1/20/17?

It feels like they're going out of their way to give Sleepy some undeserved respect.

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NC_patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

YOU'RE A ONE-HORSE DOG FACED PONY SOLDIER, MAN.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

As opposed to that lying dog faced pony soldier over there

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barefootozark 4 points ago +4 / -0

This vid has over 100K views. CBS's vid of the entire speech has 6K views.

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captainmawm 4 points ago +4 / -0

FauXident Elect. (I can't claim it as mine).

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Mozart_K231 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe Biden: “well you know what they say...”

Media: “what?”

Joe Biden: “No. I said YOU know what they say. I don’t even know what day it is or who I am.”

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Zeriel 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL they even put the answers in the question. What kinda idiots voted for this sock puppet??

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CommieCrats 1 point ago +1 / -0

adam shiff is a one trick pony "muh russia"