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prayinpede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Put a brazzers logo on it

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brundlefly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish. But, they're all called security details, and Santa drives a red sleigh. </shrug>

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MNMathtic 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's a reason they're secret service and not elementary school teachers.