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Squeaker 25 points ago +25 / -0

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. What the fucking fuck is he doing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I need to know how many amberjack fish there are in Mexico to fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it was veto proof???? This is so fucked.

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SmartCookie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait a minute. I know you. You’re the guy who only wanted to make artisan cheese. Right?

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Today you tomorrow me?

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KuzoKevin [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is funny. Thanks!

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Logicalguest 2 points ago +2 / -0

TL,DR: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FiatLux 2 points ago +2 / -0

let the tendies hit the floor, let the tendies hit the floor...

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Leadforpeds 8 points ago +8 / -0

Welp he lost my vote. Amberjack fish was my deciding issue

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DblFistinPiston 7 points ago +7 / -0

He can't keep getting away with this. 😭

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FiatLux 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow Michael Moore actually make a kind of funny joke that was low-key supportive of Trump... at least that's my read on it. Am I giving him too much credit here?

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GynaNumbaZero 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's how I read it.

I mean Moore is a communist dickbag, but he's not a globalist.

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America_No_1 2 points ago +2 / -0

This, I believe, is a different michael moore

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GynaNumbaZero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! Yeah, makes sense. Damn it.

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MrPoorRichard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just put out an Amber alert and see how many answer present.

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SheDoc 1 point ago +1 / -0

There'd be more if you hadn't ate them all.

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Reefay -1 points ago +1 / -2

Michael Moore is a communist shit bag, but I do agree with him on this.