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Trouble07 163 points ago +164 / -1

Lol she agrees as long as you keep the kick backs and pedo ring money in there

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yukondave 18 points ago +18 / -0

You miss the point, they are targeting you. Devalue your money is next. Indexed to inflation? HAHAHAHAH

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do what you feel is safest for you. I think when GEOTUS is inaugurated again, the rocket takes off!

I got bins full of red wiggler worms, if anybody is looking for great fertilizer...

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SpaceCadet 1 point ago +1 / -0

5)And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand 6) And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

Rev 6:5-6

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kornesque 12 points ago +13 / -1

Military, courts, interstate infrastructure. Everything else banished via constitutional amendment.

Although opening a Convention is terrifying if you don't have your chess pieces right...

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

I agree. The best stimulus Bill would be open America

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POed_Texan 18 points ago +18 / -0

I have become so angry, I am no longer able to speak logically about this stuff and all I want to do is cuss.

God Damned Thieving Alcoholic Bitch.

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dougwiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

You think it is just alcohol fueled? I was just sitting here thinking about how all these megalomaniacs steal all that money somehow end up with the worst cocaine habits you can imagine, now of course that is going to require alcohol to "cover it up" but now I am just rambling here. By the way, I'm nominating you to be on her firing squad once she is convicted, every criminal deserves a Pissed Off Texan on their firing squad.

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HocusLocus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Perhaps she is just an ugly person.
Alcohol Did Nothing Wrong

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pithys 17 points ago +17 / -0

I bet. What is this going to be? a 10 trillion stimulus? Goodbye USD

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Coorslight14 -9 points ago +9 / -18

Our country will be under China control on Jan 20th, so what's the difference.

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fapoo 2 points ago +3 / -1

Doom elsewhere

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BlueArmband 1 point ago +2 / -1

CNBC is just running propaganda damage control. Nancy Pelosi sides with whatever vague idea sticks inside the heads of ignorant people, according to the media.

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PeePadsKneePads20No 72 points ago +73 / -1

She is such a dumb drunken useless cunt

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Botz15_1776 23 points ago +23 / -0

This 👆

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So_Much_Winning 19 points ago +19 / -0

Damn bro, that’s a little harsh to all the drunken useless cunts out there... comparing them to Pelosi.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

She really is the worst, isn't she? And she will live to be 110 it seems..

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PeePadsKneePads20No 2 points ago +2 / -0

Evil never dies :(

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clueless_expert 51 points ago +52 / -1

But does she agree with ditching the pork?

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Postal 13 points ago +14 / -1

She wants to try and trick him to veto so she can adjust instead of having him let it die with the turn of the new year. He's played her and she knows it.

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clueless_expert 1 point ago +1 / -0

They just warmed up those presses printing ballots!

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giggitybooped 29 points ago +29 / -0

All optics for her. Her base is going to look at this and say "see? She did want more and she IS doing something. If it weren't for Republicans it would have been like this from the beginning!"

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Postal 8 points ago +9 / -1

She's trying to play Trump, she hopes he will veto before the bill dies with the new year... where she'd simply shove it right back through as a lie and get all her pork. Don't veto.... LET THE BILL DIE!

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bojackjohnson 27 points ago +28 / -1

They’ll up it to $2,000 per person but leave all the pork. Then when Trump vetoes they’ll say, “See?! He doesn’t care about you!”

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Hypothesis 22 points ago +23 / -1

But does she agree with his call to REMOVE ALL THE OTHER SHIT?

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Junionthepipeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

No

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Dragofireheart 15 points ago +15 / -0

Nancy Pelosi is, in all honesty, pissing everyone off.

She's the wine aunt that bitches about X, you suggest Y, and then she suddenly agrees with Y but was bitching people only wanted X.

Confused?

GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING COCK DICK

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Abovethefray -3 points ago +2 / -5

I do wish I could have done her 40 years ago tho.. she WAS hot. A 9 amongst traitors...

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Voiceofreason72 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lobbyists and special interest groups write the bills.

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 6 points ago +6 / -0

K STREET

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OGpat 10 points ago +11 / -1

Fuck her. She should be swinging from the golden gate.

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Oldguard08 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, feed the sharks. Just push her over the edge.

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dougwiser 4 points ago +4 / -0

you know being native Floridian, I was partial to the gator turd idea but that shark dookey idea you got is very interesting

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Oldguard08 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're just trying to lower her carbon footprint. Wouldn't want her to cause degradation to the delicate eco system of the Everglades. If San Francisco hasn't killed off all the ocean life by this point, that old bag of bones will have minimal impact (minus the initial splash).

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dougwiser 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I know for a fact we got plenty of sharks here around Florida and they told me that Nancy looked simply scrumptious, so if you have any trouble locating them on the west coast, let me know we have options to get this done.

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Filo76 9 points ago +9 / -0

$2000 per person, 5 trillion dollar stimulus, North Korea gets $50 billion, $500 million for transgender river bass research. That’s how it all works.

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Freshcope 8 points ago +8 / -0

Would be hilarious if trump got them to change the bill then comes back and says $2500 sounds better....

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DJ_NeckFace 7 points ago +7 / -0

ends up at $2,700.00 and no pork.

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BlackJack 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could remove the pork and have money to spare to give 4K to each American and it would still be under budget.

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TrumpTrainChoooChoo2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ll take $1,776 with no pork and a side of revolution.

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magachudd 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see what you did there.

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BigIslandFrog 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pelosi didn't write it.

She didn't read it.

She doesn't know what's in it.

It was written, in its ENTIRETY, by Lobbyists, Special Interests, and Lawyers.

NONE of our Reps/Senators who signed it had a clue.

"Representative Government" indeed.

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MZak 8 points ago +8 / -0

THIS WOMAN IS GOING TO HELL.

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FattyWatt 5 points ago +5 / -0

that's not enough!

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Numpties 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is she trying to escape the noose?

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Postal 7 points ago +8 / -1

No, she hopes that President Trump doesn't kill the bill with the turn of the new year and instead vetos it back to her thinking she actually wants this, where she'd simply push it right back through with no changes. Don't fall for it, let the bill die with the new year and no signature or veto.

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FattyWatt 2 points ago +2 / -0

YES! Profoundly, YES! CCP's pinching Pelosi's neck tight w/rope.

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FattyWatt 5 points ago +5 / -0

WE DONT WANT PELOSI'S DIRTY POOCH MONEY!!! Tell her shove it back! She's bluffing!! Tell her we want $20,000/month EVERY SINGLE PERSON, homemaker or businessman. That'll 1-UP that bluffing-bitch

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Postal 5 points ago +5 / -0

She wants the bill back to get the veto overridden. KEEP IT TIL IT DIES IN THE NEW YEAR!!! She's playing games and won't put that in place, never. She knows her bill is DOA with it this close to being expired with 2021. Let's go!

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MAGA_Master2 5 points ago +5 / -0

She didn’t write it. Her CCP handlers did.

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Monzie 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'd "agree" with a million bucks each if they can keep all the other bullshit in the bill. It's that bad.

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axrevolutionai 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pelosi is evil horrible but watch her turn on the new wing of the party (AOC and friends) just to save her skin

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suitcasegate 4 points ago +4 / -0

ONLY IF PAKISTAN GETS BILLIONS MORE FOR GENDER STUDIES: MAN, WOMAN, GOAT!

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess even she heard the angry people despite being in a constant drunk stupor. Let's see what bullshit these worthless officials try to sneak through next.

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Shaffro 3 points ago +3 / -0

The old bitch really, really cares about us, doesn't she?

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D0ntdrugtest 3 points ago +3 / -0

But ignored the part about bullshit wasted funding

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USAMIKE 1 point ago +1 / -0

She needs that for another freezer and more ice cream. Stop being so insensitive!

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LetMeBeFrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody is dumb enough to believe anything this demented whore says. Well... Except maybe for dem voters. They are exceptionally stupid.

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truthhammer 3 points ago +3 / -0

VETO THAT SHIT NOW. GIVE US 2K CLEAN . OR WE RAID THE CONGRESS AND BURN PELOSI'S CHAIR

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truthhammer 2 points ago +2 / -0

YA THINK! LOL

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fusreedah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Funny, I remember when she called all the $1000 bonuses companies gave as a result of the Trump tax cuts "breadcrumbs". Now $600 is considered relief?

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ByeByeProgs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol she didn’t write the bill.

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jiujiujiu 3 points ago +3 / -0

she doesn’t write shit. No elected official writes shit. There are firms on K street with cabinets full of bills written by lawyers for special interests. They just pull them out of the cabinets and puke them into politicians laps whenever they have a chance. COVID is everyone’s chance. It’s all special interest vomit. We need a law that says every bill must be written by elected officials only. Our country has been sold the fuck out.

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mrsucko 2 points ago +2 / -0

She didn't write it. K-Street did.

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myswedishfriend 2 points ago +2 / -0

Repeat after me:

Our Congress does not write the bills they sign.

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TheRoyalRob 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's in the next bill, when we spend 4 trillion on shit for other countries.

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FortheGenerations 2 points ago +2 / -0

She didn't write shit.... Or read shit... They're called special interest aka handlers.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm surprised she didn't rip it up.

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SomeBloodyMinger 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's just saying that now because she became aware of how much even those on her own side of politics despised the bill. She's a filthy, no-good, traitorous rat; and she needs to be thrown out.

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invalid_data 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah she is agreeing to the $2000 but obviously no mention of cutting out all the endless anti-American pork and kick-back money being cut out....of course.

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Chuckwagon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now cut the pork and $$$ to illegals.

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shifted1119 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao she didn’t write that shit, or read it. Our legislature has been written by private companies for about 20 years now. Spending has grown exponentially during this time. They used to tell government lawmakers what they wanted written. Now private companies write it FOR them and “convince” politicians to support it. THAT is the swamp Trump wanted to drain. He shut that shit down for four years, because they knew he would veto all bullshit. This bill is what we get when they think the floodgates are open again.

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Tomx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably bait to make him Veto asap

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Badradness 1 point ago +1 / -0

K street writes all legislation

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SolarWinds123 1 point ago +1 / -0

She agrees now that for 24 hours she's been crucified. AOC blows with the wind.

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NeverEverGiveUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

But she did put in 25 MILLION dollars in pay raises for house of representative CROOKS

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Trumpette2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Up the ante, 7000! And take out the pork and see what Nancy says.

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Thingthing22 1 point ago +1 / -0

W U T ?

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IntenseV8 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good thing he also said remove the garbage too! One might think they're trying to use Trump's own tactics against him - crazy offer with moderate counter offer...

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TrumpDynastyForever 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one in congress had anything to do with writing the actual bill and none of them read it in it's entirety prior to voting on it.

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terablelizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bitch can't write for shit.

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Hangmhigh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I bet she does. because now the ENTITRE country wants here head on a pike.