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Works for me! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by CindyP ago by CindyP +731 / -0
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BigDaddyT 11 points ago +11 / -0

If I snuck in and killed one would I get dual American citizenship and be able vote twice as a super american?

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Mr.GoodWrench 8 points ago +8 / -0

That actually happened in my area. A Judge was letting them out and "Someone" was taking them out. It was a back of page 8 article but interesting none the less!!! Pretty sure it was not an immigrant!!!

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sgt_richard 8 points ago +8 / -0

I know in Mexico they mob pedos. They'll tie them to poles and beat the fuck out of them until they die.

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BobbyTwoScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like this. Simple and effective

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Mr.GoodWrench 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pinata partys sound fun!!!!

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VapingTrumpsPiss 5 points ago +5 / -0

I accept your terms.

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daytrip 5 points ago +5 / -0

Got to admit, I lol'd

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Pleb 4 points ago +4 / -0

I once spent some time in a pretrial felony pod. Never convicted. Its not something I take pride in but there was a moment of pride in there.

A guy was brought into the Pod and the guard of all people looked at everyone and said "ya'll be sure to check his papers" which is something they never said.

Your papers are basically the charges against you. This guy had raped his underage niece repeatedly for years.

In less then 10 minutes our self segregating pod had formed a committee, nominated 2 black dudes, 2 white dudes, and a mexican dude to whoop his ass while the rest of the pod formed up to block the cameras and slap wet toilet paper over the comms.

Even though the walkway glass is tinted you can still kinda see the guards behind it. Fairly certain every guard on shift was up there watching us beat his ass.

Normally the guards are pretty quick to stop a fight and lockdown a pod. Seemed like we had as much time as we needed.

The Pod did get locked down for the rest of the night but for some reason we had extra portions of breakfast and unscheduled gym time the next day.

Morale of the story, regardless of color, creed, or criminality most men will put aside their differences to handle the kid touchers.

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BlueArmband 0 points ago +1 / -1

So you were never convicted... But that guy? Definitely guilty.

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Pleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

I said I was never convicted, never said anything about being innocent.

There's always specificity in charges. Charge counts in the hundreds, key word "years of abuse", a guard specifically calling the prisoner out.

Stick around kid, I'll learn you a thing or too. I assume your a kid just from scanning a few pages of your posts. Can't remember the last time my friends disowned me after discussing politics playing playstation.

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motrhed3 1 point ago +1 / -0

so he was convicted in pretrial by the guards and sentenced by his fellow inmates. what happened to the guy after all this?

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BlueArmband 0 points ago +1 / -1

Seth Rich was killed with a gun stolen from a cop car. Unless the dude himself was talking about it, it's not outrageous to assume that the guards are lying. Depending on the location, the cops can be run by organized crime themselves.

Let me guess. The guys who did the dirty work got upscaled charges?

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JudicialDredd 3 points ago +3 / -0

That will be $30,000 my good sir.

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Highball 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way.

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Dutchsaltgrinder 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love your big brain energy.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 1 point ago +1 / -0

And how often would it the same person for both categories?

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MyUsername 1 point ago +1 / -0

So they'd have to commit suicide?

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deus_vult 1 point ago +1 / -0

So when the illegals ARE the sex offenders, we pay them to kill themselves?

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Totally_Off_Key2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or make the non-sex offender illegals sell them out.

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istolethecastle47 1 point ago +1 / -0

💥💥💥

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GoldenHurrdurr 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would fix one problem overnight.