Normie: But Grandpa said all the pedes on dot win were dudes, and conspiracy theorists.
Pede: No, just listen... they used frog DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps. They mutated the...
Alex Jones: was that DNA from the gay frogs?
Pede: no... as I was saying, the genetic code and blended it with that of a frog's. Now, some West African frogs have been known...
Alex Jones: You know they're putting atrozine in the water and making frogs gay right? Promise me it wasn't gay frog DNA RAAAAAAAAAARHHH!
Pede: stfu alex I'm trying to tell you. Some spontaneously change from normies to patriots in an all soy environment. We inject a red pill into the gene sequence, Trump was right.
Nature finds a way...
Normie: But Grandpa said all the pedes on dot win were dudes, and conspiracy theorists.
Pede: No, just listen... they used frog DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps. They mutated the...
Alex Jones: was that DNA from the gay frogs?
Pede: no... as I was saying, the genetic code and blended it with that of a frog's. Now, some West African frogs have been known...
Alex Jones: You know they're putting atrozine in the water and making frogs gay right? Promise me it wasn't gay frog DNA RAAAAAAAAAARHHH!
Pede: stfu alex I'm trying to tell you. Some spontaneously change from normies to patriots in an all soy environment. We inject a red pill into the gene sequence, Trump was right.
Life, uh, finds a way.