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Grond999 1 point ago +2 / -1

I wish! He got thrashed by some Roman soldiers. The battle game has advanced a lot since then. If Jesus ever cares to return and take a look around, he will realise he is way out of his depth.

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BigIronBigIron 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine you're a Roman beat cop and you get called to the scene of some weird long-haired dude in sandals whipping the shit out of people

Then 2000 years later you're still in Hell for kicking his ass

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Pokenaut7 2 points ago +2 / -0

The guy who stabbed him with the spear after he died, converted to Christianity. Became a Saint. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longinus