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superfly 4 points ago +4 / -0

And it's a bargain at only $727,500.00

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Hoshi 7 points ago +7 / -0

10% for the big guy on top?

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superfly 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% in this case

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superfly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Easy: degenerategoblins.com is available for only $10/yr

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CookiesNCream 14 points ago +14 / -0

😆 I have too. TDw is my night night stories and I keep the comforter over my head to block out any light so I don't bother the hubs sleeping.

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Lacrymosa 15 points ago +15 / -0

God. I’m exactly the same. I’m trying to stop myself because I’m attempting to fix my sleep schedule to wake up by dawn and I, RIGHT THIS MOMENT, am using the book I brought into bed with me in order to avoid being on my phone...to prop my left arm up as I browse TDW. It’s a good book though! Called “The Naked Socialist”.

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Dukeremington 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah same... definitely from TDW... 😏

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MAGASquatch 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wake to the sound of my phone hitting the floor all the time. 🤣

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THELEADERSOFMEN 1 point ago +1 / -0

I ain’t no ways tard.

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Dukeremington 31 points ago +31 / -0

What happened to Up-Trumps? sad pepe 🐸

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DJT_JR6544 [S] 12 points ago +16 / -4

You told me that a few weeks back, but I got seduced by so many people calling it updoot. Faggotry from on high. UpTrump from now on!

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Dukeremington 11 points ago +11 / -0

We know that’s what you really meant 👌

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BasedInFact 4 points ago +8 / -4

Uptrumps is fine, too, but don’t diss the doot.

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Federalist10 4 points ago +5 / -1

Up dispoooots ^^^^^^^^^^^

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endthefed11 30 points ago +30 / -0

You're a one horse pony.

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DJT_JR6544 [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yes, but it is my favorite blanket. Lol

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endthefed11 16 points ago +16 / -0

Biden just called Peter Doocy that today at a press conference.

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DJT_JR6544 [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hahahaha! Really? Man... they want us to believe that slimeball Biden got 80M votes. It is his colloquialisms that won him those votes in his frail mind. My favorite is still "truphenalizalunnerpreshur!" Truly "we are going to mobilize an effective strategy" with that.

He probably believes his fraud is no fraud at all.

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endthefed11 9 points ago +9 / -0

I really think he might be so demented and full of his own shit that he has no idea how he "won."

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DJT_JR6544 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, I imagine his hubris has grown all the more. He is made by the media, but believes he did it himself. Nothing genuine about him during his entire career.

I wonder, do his eyes widen when Trump reminds him that it is complete fraud? Does anything embarrass or strike fear in him or his cronies? I mean, there must be no embarrassment for him to cheat.

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endthefed11 6 points ago +6 / -0

They might not have even told him they planned to cheat because of his numerous gaffes.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

He definitely overheard the plan to cheat. That's why he said the Democrats has assembled the best voter fraud operation in history! It's like a toddler accidently saying what he overheard mom & dad talking about.

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DJT_JR6544 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol I did not think of this angle. Pure gold! You should make a meme out of that. Have Biden looking tiresþconfused and Kamala laughing, "No one will doubt he doesn't know about the fraud because he doesn't know anything about his own campaign."

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 6 points ago +6 / -0

He put together the most inclusive voter fraud organization in history though. He knew. Whether or not he remembers is another story.

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MW23232 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am so beyond angry with this farce. They are like a pack of hungry wolves coming out of the black forest, and surrounding their prey for the kill, and the prey is us. Somewhere today I read where someone said that he used to think it would be a horrible, terrible thing if this all ended up with us having a civil war. Now he said it would be a horrible, terrible thing if we DON'T.

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DJT_JR6544 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I read that too. Or at least a similar post. Hang in there. MAGA is not going away win or lose. If we win... it is on! If we lose? Likely war if my apolitical neighbors are speaking of fighting in hushed tones.

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is just so unreal. Which side did the neighbors choose? I think a lot of people now see what's really on the horizon. A leak told us years ago, they are actually afraid of an uprising, a civil war. Maybe they are betting we won't do it. He also said that POTUS' greatest tool was the outrage of the American people. There is definitely outrage.

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MW23232 4 points ago +4 / -0

What do you think he was trying to say? Did he mean "all hat and no cattle"? But he got it confused in his mind with "a one horse town" and his "pony soldier" comment from a few goofs back, it came out a "one horse pony"? Just wondering if anyone else had an idea.

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endthefed11 7 points ago +7 / -0

He meant to say "one trick pony" because he has been asked about Hunter a couple of times and that is too much for him. Except he has dementia so he said something retarded and then just stood there and thanked Doocy for asking the question like 5 times and put on his politician smile.

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, thx. You're right. I did not even think of that one -- 'one trick pony'. It still doesn't make any sense in that context, even if he'd said it right in the first place.

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Way too much credit thinking he knows all those colloquialisms

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DJT_JR6544 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek! Good point

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MW23232 1 point ago +1 / -0

He thinks he is cutting these reporters, spectators, etc. to the quick w/ his "acid tongue". Uh. No. It just can't happen you guys. I really hate to think what it would turn this country into. And I'll leave it at that.

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MW23232 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love your blanket too - a great color, my favorite.

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ShyRipley 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rare Pepe in a Snuggie!

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ColoRADoPatriot 17 points ago +19 / -2

lolz

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GeneralFlynn 16 points ago +19 / -3

I updoot you, fren. Goodnight, pede, I go sleep too

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 11 points ago +13 / -2

ay thenk et iz sup elled "tye arr da"

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carsmij 10 points ago +20 / -10

why do stupid posts like this get stickied?

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MSG1000 10 points ago +16 / -6

Because it gives us a quick laugh, no other reason needed.

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carsmij 5 points ago +11 / -6

Dumb reason to sticky something. Memes can naturally rise up to top to ensure only the super funny ones get recognition they deserve. But to artificially pin it is just a stupid mod’s dick move to raise their post score. Lame.

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Dukeremington 4 points ago +5 / -1

I think it represents a lot of what TDWin users go through. As for the stickie part... I’m just glad it isn’t a re-upload of a re-upload like some others are.

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carsmij -2 points ago +3 / -5

Lame in your logic. Re uploads of re uploads dont naturally rise in the ranks. So if you only frequent the Hot results, you dont have to worry about coming across re uploads of re uploads. Its called meritocracy.

But when a mod sticky’s sub par memes merely to pad their post stats, it cheapens real memes that have to rise via upvotes the hard way.

And sycophants like you that drool over the subpar memes appear to be kissing ass for no apparent reward and is really bizarre. You come across as a mindless lemming that seeks attention from people you view as having some kind of quasi celebrity status. Bizarre indeed.

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MSG1000 1 point ago +2 / -1

I found it funny, so did others. That you do not does not make it dumb.

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no_further 3 points ago +5 / -2

I absolutely hate this stupid baby talk. Who the fuck thinks it’s funny if their kid can’t master their native language. And if your dog is smart enough to communicate in English, he will be smart enough to say “human” and not “hooman.” I fucking hate it.

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Pearls_Swine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I fucking hate it, too.

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carsmij 3 points ago +6 / -3

You lack reading comprehension it seems. I have no problem with memes rising naturally via upvotes. Its shameless mods stickying not so great memes in a bid to pad their post stats. Lame.

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PepeMaxxus 0 points ago +3 / -3

Dang fella, you must be the life of your own party.

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RoboG 9 points ago +11 / -2

That title made me want to vomit, what is this shit and why is it stickied

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1776WCA 2 points ago +7 / -5

it's a holdover from our r/the_Donald days

the baby pepe is supposed to represent all of us, and upvoting every thread i.e. painting the wall orange is our duty (originally to make our threads show up on r/all, but also to give newcomers an idea of how popular the sub was)

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DJT_JR6544 [S] 7 points ago +11 / -4

Is that where it comes from? UpTrump, then!

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Zude 8 points ago +9 / -1

Pepe rocking some Snuggie action.

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Dukeremington 5 points ago +5 / -0

I read it as tryhard. Too much or Not enough whiskey ...

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BasedInFact 2 points ago +2 / -0

It took me a bit, too

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Shazxofshadilay 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I don't feel no-ways tired, Ive come too FAAAAAR."

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DJT_JR6544 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol Killary is going deep south again

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Mellifleur 4 points ago +7 / -3

Go back to Reddit with that fucking idiot speech.

We speak like normal fucking people here.

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no_further 5 points ago +6 / -1

I fucking hate the baby talk.

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EagleI 4 points ago +5 / -1

Go sleep, Pepe. Night crew got your back!! Will updoot.

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PeteButtplug 4 points ago +5 / -1

Maybe this is unpopular but why did Pepe turn us into baby talking fools?

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DJT_JR6544 [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

Just a bit of sarcasm, but valid point

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NeoDragoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

ButIt'sHonestWork.jpg

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Jabblemonkey1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah ain't in no wayz tiyard

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EmperorBiggusDickus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pepe will dream about Big Mike

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TentePede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Been tired since the election, stay strong Pedes

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Lars_Lindemann 3 points ago +4 / -1

This place is how I'd imagine taking meth would be like...

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fishyPussy 3 points ago +5 / -2

UPDOOOOOOOOOOT 🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙🆙

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can’t give up now! We are at the most critical hour!

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's tiyard? wizard?

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RedSocks157 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel that brother

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 2 points ago +4 / -2

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

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ccpshill 2 points ago +3 / -1

Toot the doots

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FuckJoeHiden 2 points ago +4 / -2

Gooboy

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MAGADutchPEDE 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is Apu Auustaja, not Pepe. The difference in important.

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DJT_JR6544 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol the history of these memes. Pepes are born from struggle to become whatever they must be. I did not learn of Apu until last night. Just thought it was pepe. Am I setting myself up for an Always had been meme?

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