MEME MAGIC: The ONLY possible explanation of how these two posts landed up next to each other!!!!!!
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Trump for galactic emperor 2024!
"So folks, listen...it turns out our local galactic neighborhood is UUUUGE. And...I've accepted the new position as GALACTIC EMPEROR, because...you know...why not?
If I don't do it, who's gonna do it? Crazy Nancy and Cryin' Chuck? [harrumphs]
Well, right now, that's where we're at.
Also, Vice President Pence will take the new position of Terran President to take care of this little blue globe we've called home for such a long time and the actor formerly known as Terry Crews will be taking over as President of the United States of America.
Apparently Terry is changing his name to...[squints to read teleprompter] Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Oh well....good luck folks and GOD BLESS...THE GALAXY!"
Trump will bring ORDER to the galaxy
Brawndo. It has what plants crave, electrolytes.
Make it right now
I should have thought of that. We really do have domestic problems we have to "work out" first.
Yeah. Maybe galactic empire for march 2021
Imperium of Man
and that's how we legally get 12 more years ;)
Galactic Emperor Of The United Systems
Attention all planets of the solar federation.
We have assumed control...
2112
Would be absolutely glorious I'd the aliens actually showed up and we're like "we came to show support for the galactic emperor Donald trump"
I imagine some high level green headed aliens have been spying on us for centuries, only to discover the election fraud when they realise they need to come to show support for their president Donald trump.
Aliens would be walking around wearing maga hats.
Trump redpilled the aliens. They're like "How did ISIS get 2,300 Humvees? That doesn't make any sense!"
And they are all almost as beautiful as Melania!!
(Deleted post is me; was afraid I'd be misunderstood and then an edit wouldn't post...so, reposting with edit)
As beautiful as Melania, if you think squid-starfish hybrids are as beautiful as a woman, sure.
Squid starfish hybrids? I was thinking more like Star Trek green slavegirls
You always think so, and then it turns out the aliens were actually bald-headed elderly women with no boobs who want to dissect you.
Imagine getting catfished by interstellar feminazis.
Username checks out, lol
Yes. I am actually part Talosian and know whereof I speak.
I said almost 😀
:)
That's a bingo!
2014 Trump is the best one in the timeline.
😂🤣😂🤣 Trump is fantastic. I'm surprised there's no twitter warning on the bottom of that. Maybe it's just too early.
Back when Twatter was still fun. . .
Nah they were terrible you need to literally go back in further.
This claim of election fraud has been disputed
(Never noted on the videos about the Russian collusion fantasy)
They say Biden was some sort of Miracle. If this can happen then...... not gonan finish that though lol. TRUMP 2020 and SHEEEEIIT
Trump the time traveller CONFIRMED
The Republic will be reorganized into the FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE.
By their beliefs, the emporer is a diety. So they insist people must call Donald Trump by his rightful title of GEOTUS
So that's why he formed the Space Force. Protect against enemies foreign and domestic. Prevent our politicians from selling their child sex slaves offworld!
High consul Trump of the Laconian (American) empire.
Janissaries?
GEOTUS
God Emperor Of Time & Universal Space
im just waiting for him to snap his fingers...
Based and on spot
Hmmmm....
So GEOTUS lurks here, which is legit...
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...but the post has less than 200 upvotes... Are you saying, that the president... browses “Rising” LIKE AN O.G.?
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… or is he time traveling backwards from when the post was on the Front Page??
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...OR IS IT BOTH??!!
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Someone got a link to the top post ?
https://thedonald.win/p/11RNfQXIXp/breaking-news-radio-message-from/c/
Global Emperor of the United Space!
I had no idea there was a swamp in space.
You obviously did not grow up on a steady diet of campy ‘50s and ‘60s Science Fiction “B” movies 😂🤣😂🤣😂😁😂🤣😁
Text is really small but think I saw 61 Virgins and Epstein’s Island, due south of here.
That comment is comedic genius!
I love both space and political humor best president ever
We have Santa mods lol
It is Glorious.
then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars
Looking at the starmap on a small screen, initially I thought Mu Arae down at the lower right said My Arse
Yuup XD
There ya go, starting and interstellar incident. . .
So much for 2021 being better than 2020 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
I absolutely love this guy, he’s the best president we’ve ever had.
It’s a kek conjunction.
Send Creepy Joe to space for first contact. The Aliens will keep their distance.
Haaaaaaahaaaahahaahaaahaa. No way. Waaa? Yup..
Never believe in globalism, socialism or communism. Kill all leftists, in minecraft.
Believe. Meme Trump into a second term.
this one needs to get posted on the thedonald.win twitter feed!
Soon Trump's gonna start searching the galaxy for his Primarchs.
STIKIED!!! YAY! <THANK YOU MODS!>
Dammit! lol :)
Wait, fr tho. why tf is there a star name 61 virgins. tf? pedo star? sooo... scorched earth campaign & colonize?
Got the name due to being part of the constellation of Virgo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/61_Virginis
Why the fuck is this stickied but not Trump's speech about election fraud?
Because there are posts of the GEOTUS speech posted like 30 + times already so it is easy to find.
But only one of these.
Lighten up, Francis.
How about get serious, Sally.
When you lose you ability to laugh, you lose your ability to think straight.
You right. Wasn't so concerned about your post, more wondering why the important video was not sticky.
I think I saw at least 15 to 20 posts of the video —- it got LOTS of exposure!!!!!
uhr ma'gurd! :)
Trump is as consistent as Bernie Sanders. And that guy has been a commie for centuries
Commie who later sold old. Oh wait, that is a typical commie :D
Sorry everyone...we are the only life in the Universe...prove we arent...pRoOoOOoVe iT!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDDnTC8Eb1k
Thank you for being the only person to spread the good news!