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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +3 / -0

You always think so, and then it turns out the aliens were actually bald-headed elderly women with no boobs who want to dissect you.

Imagine getting catfished by interstellar feminazis.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks out, lol

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. I am actually part Talosian and know whereof I speak.

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Lars_Lindemann 2 points ago +2 / -0

Folks from Talos IV have a good head on their shoulders! You just can't visit anymore. Thanks, Captain Pike!