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posted ago by Kekbewithus ago by Kekbewithus +3603 / -1

The left is already being red pilled by this bill, triple down on your original statements.

NO PORK, 2.3 trillion / 330 million = $7000 in direct payments if the bill is 100% direct help to Americans.

Congress has a 21% approval rating, this is how to win.

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hailXenu 31 points ago +32 / -1

Helvetica? Not on my watch, good sir!

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WishdoctorsSong 32 points ago +32 / -0

Hating on Helvetica!? You're about to be picketed by every designer within a 10 block radius as soon as they go find their scarves and finish off their latte.

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hailXenu 17 points ago +18 / -1

It is a hill I'm willing to kill on. 😉

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AuPhalanx 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, Helvetica is overused. What option are you offering? Ariel? Avenir? Or do you suggest a serif font? How about Baskerville? Ha!

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hailXenu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol.

Have you even seen Calibri, bruh?

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are dozens of us!

DOZENS!

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LS_DJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, someone who also fears The Helvetica Scenario

Don't worry, the Helvetica Scenario is very rare

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324jl 2 points ago +2 / -0
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tombombadil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s go with handwritten cursive on parchment like the good old days.

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure Helvetica is copyrighted… does that mean congress would have to pay them?

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hailXenu 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't mind. It's our money they are spending.

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ProperSwordfish 9 points ago +10 / -1

Has everyone forgotten about Times Roman? Savages...

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American-stormcloak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Underrated comment.

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OconusLurex 7 points ago +7 / -0

Indeed. This may be the one context in which comic sans is entirely appropriate.

Honk.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

We’re in the 21 century now. Choose your own fonts

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ShyRipley 7 points ago +7 / -0

oooooh I like the added twist of no more than 4 pages for all future bills.

"BuT buT bUt TheAr's No rOoM FoR mUH pOrK!!!"

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ShyRipley 2 points ago +2 / -0

muh unconstitutional privilege!

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ShyRipley 3 points ago +3 / -0

And hide $hit. Bastids, all of them

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ColludingWithAmerica 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have to actually be authored by someone in congress not k street. No more, pass it to see what’s in it

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324jl 2 points ago +2 / -0

It could and would still be written by lobbyists.

Just make it so each provision needs to be voted on separately. None of this "approve my pet project slush funds and you've got my vote" bullshit.