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PlateOwner 86 points ago +87 / -1

He's dead.

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Clandestiny 24 points ago +24 / -0

So dead. We have a pool going about which method and how long he stays alive.

I'm down for "hanging suicide" (bonus for autoerotic asphyxiation being tossed in) within 3 months - $100

Doesn't matter who wins, it's all going to turn into whatever ammo we can get our hands on anyway, lol.

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Nameless_Mofo 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm down for "hanging suicide"

Quick! Remove all the doorknobs!

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_Yin 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's always a shame when someone decides to commit suicide by filling a pillow sack with doorknobs to beat themselves to death.