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RAND PAUL 2020 FESTIVUS REPORT: $4,575,431 SPENT ON SPRAYING BOBCAT URINE ON ALCOHOLIC RATS (www.paul.senate.gov)
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– Dieselslacker 7 points ago +7 / -0

So they watched Nancy pelosi, take a Golden shower from aoc, ilhan omar and the rest of the death to america losers

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– BrownRugs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every government pork project sounds like some shit me and my coworkers joke about doing in our backroom. We just don’t have the tax dollars to materialize the shit

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– Mtnlion667 4 points ago +4 / -0

But does it help? After this year I may need some bobcat urine to spray on myself!

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– lostmyoldpassword 2 points ago +2 / -0

From the Waste section - Tried to get adults to stop watching so much TV (NIH) ................................................. $1,246,507.00

That's the only one I could find that I didn't agree with it being waste lol

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– BeWaterMyFriend 2 points ago +2 / -0

Walked lizards on a treadmill (NSF) ......................................................................... $1,557,083.00

LMAO

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– PonySoldier66 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG it's 139 pages.

We're gonna need a bigger Festivus.

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– Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, spraying drunken rats with cat piss? I'll do it for free.

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– amilbarge00 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thread title made me laugh.

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– Truglow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn Pelosi must really smell.

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