My history teacher is having us do an essay on why it is better to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" in order to include the minorities. Fuck my teacher
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My history teacher is having us do an essay on why it is better to say "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" in order to include the minorities. Fuck my teacher
Go full on communist mode. Tell her how it's better because it includes everyone: the rich, the working class, the homeless suckling on the teats of government handouts...in other words, just go full on ham/apeshit to the point of absurdity. If they're going to force you to write it, have fun with it. Channel your inner Babylon Bee.
Came here to say this. Go above and beyond and say how you shouldn’t even say happy holidays because what if people don’t celebrate holidays and saying it excludes those people. Like just get ridiculous with it, that’s the only way to deal with idiots. One up them on their left talking virtue points.
Say fuck it and do the opposite and how minorities should integrate
Presuming the inclusion of "minorities" is useful or productive. Fuck minorities. Assimilate or fuck off.
This sounds like a good excuse to cite religious oppression, maybe the Dean/principal would like to hear about it.
There are tons of minorities who celebrate Christmas, so your teacher is already wrong generalizing on one account.
You could really stir up the pot, OP, if you wanted to.
Go full commie and argue for abolishing christmas and see what he thinks. Post the results here
White Christians are the minority in the world.