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Libraritarian 32 points ago +32 / -0

Any Thing Fried

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consumptiveballerina 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are they hiring? Asking for a friend.

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Kekintosh2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is his name Bill Barr?

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SheDoc 2 points ago +2 / -0

I fixed your typo: Any Thang Fried

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AlcoholicRetard 11 points ago +11 / -0

☹️

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Isolated_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, at least you're not a fatass! Like the ATF agents reading this.

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scruffyusp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fancy seeing you here.

(Cheers with .40oz)

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BetterLateThanNever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ate The Food?

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Build_the_Narwhal 9 points ago +9 / -0

This needs to be tattooed on their fat asses.

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Behind_Blue_Lines_II 8 points ago +8 / -0

"i wash my back with a rag on a stick"

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Isolated_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

And I think they are fat too.

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jubyeonin 7 points ago +8 / -1

The ATF can play Call of Duty on the new KFConsole.

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Fatass Billy Bagpipes quit the DOJ to apply at the ATF because he heard the ATF has Fried Chicken Fridays.

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BuckPitts2 21 points ago +21 / -0

Ahh, poor government workers living off my hard work, fuck em

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AngeredKabar 15 points ago +15 / -0

Heh.

Mind you this is the same ATF that threw frags into a room that two other officers just entered, then those officers thinking they had just been ambushed from a window they just climbed through began firing at their own guy.

So what this memo says is if the same thing happened today, those lardasses wouldn't even be able to climb the ladder in the first place.

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residue69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone have the video of that? All the ones I can find now have the relevant part cut out.

This one ends just before the fourth agent fires through the window at the other three that just climbed through.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6al6a

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ChelseaHubbell [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotdam they're sloppy, airsofters move better than them

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +2 / -1

What? I need a source. This sounds amazing.

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AngeredKabar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Opening fight of Waco.

Just like with Ruby Ridge though, the ATF was a little too big for their britches and the FBI had to come and murder citizens.

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jubyeonin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Thanks. I don't know too much about Waco, but I have read and watched a lot about Ruby Ridge.

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AngeredKabar 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll preface this by saying Randy Weaver was a racist and the Branch Davidians were a cult, but they were American Citizens with rights, and the disproportionate response the ATF had to alleged criminal activity set into motion those peoples' death sentences. The FBI was just the all too eager executioner.

The basis for the ATF raid in Waco is also kind of BS. Stuff like alleged drug activity to child abuse, each one outside of the scope of the ATF was used as an excuse.

In the end, the FBI gave the women and children inside the main building gas masks (that did not fit the children) and pumped the building full of tear gas. They knew it was flammable. The building caught on fire and while they still deny it, video from aircraft shows several FBI agents standing outside the building exits shooting everyone that attempted to escape.

From what I remember, not a single surviving member of the compound was found guilty of any charge brought against them.

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Thanks. I'll watch it later. My connection is getting tested right now.

I know about Ruby Ridge from watching documentaries and reading about it, but I haven't gotten into Waco yet. What I know is just from passing and it sounds bad enough.

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Wenger 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is awesome. This means "glowie" jokes are actually demoralizing them. With that in mind, if you are reading this and work for a three letter agency, kill yourself.

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sgttoporbottoms 3 points ago +3 / -0

And live stream it

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MyDogCompletesMe 10 points ago +10 / -0

I guess they should really be called the Bureau of Firearms, Alcohol and Tobacco, now. (BFAT)

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vicentezo04 5 points ago +5 / -0

TIL the FBI fitness test standards are considered a failing female APFT score

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Jack_HinsonTN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big deal. They can go be fat somewhere else. Like Chy-nah.

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Behind_Blue_Lines_II 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep. They have to call off all chases that persist more than 2 blocks now. Not due to public safety concerns but, for coronary considerations.

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ChelseaHubbell [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Diversity training is turning out to be in our favor. They pussified themselves

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lul. Fuck the ATF

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SonofaGunDealer12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why the fuck does ATF need “combat ability”?!?! Get the fuck outta here

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SoFloToker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm more interested in what ATF-F-lists VB26-1sec3 says myself.

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WhiteTrashJesus 1 point ago +2 / -1

You don't have to read it. weekend gunnit, 4chan, 8kun, thedonald.win and stormfront

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm imagining an ATF agent whining about his body armor making him look fat in a Louie Anderson like voice.

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Slothboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guy: 5' 9, 225lbs ATF: you sonofabitch, you're in.

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Lowersidecustoms 2 points ago +2 / -0

new tactic when they come for the guns, drop order of tendies, grab guns and run. You just gotta outrun fatties

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FullAutoAssaultMemes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Assloads of Trans Fats,

Because they're a bunch of fat trannies

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C10H15N 1 point ago +1 / -0

WTF is this true?

"Best part is that they have both an obesity and understaffing problem because they made the MINIMUM weight 225 without a bmi requirement"

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Latinalover 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are too fat and dumb to do their job. Work hard and smart. Anybody that still watches the garbage is definitely not on the right team. Give it up and choose patriotism. I've heard ppl say I dont watch it until after the kickoff. What a bunch of cucked losers. Stand up for your country and use this time to spend quality time with your children.

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IceManmdm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fat pieces of shit. They need to be shuttered and fuck off into the wild blue yonder.

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WhiteTrashJesus 1 point ago +2 / -1

I wonder what portion of their resources they use to monitor networks that pose a threat to them. Kind of sounds like they are the problem, since they have to spend their time worrying about American cotizens who don’t like them, and who allegedly they as an entity exist to protect in some way. Lots of good people work there I’m sure. Probably those are the ones who are quitting once they realize they are political comissars