"Our fake gender studies woke pseudo records show people vote across party lines. Let us tell you how to vote. If you're Republican, and vote Republican, you're not woke enough and aren't following our line of thought, so be sure to vote Democrat for a change. DO NOT THINK FOR YOURSELF.
I'll translate:
"Our fake gender studies woke pseudo records show people vote across party lines. Let us tell you how to vote. If you're Republican, and vote Republican, you're not woke enough and aren't following our line of thought, so be sure to vote Democrat for a change. DO NOT THINK FOR YOURSELF.
Sincerely, Asshoes"