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Absolute Unit (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by ByeByeProgs ago by ByeByeProgs +260 / -0
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– Brownwaterboys 22 points ago +22 / -0

Big Mike never misses Shoulder/Arm day.

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– Whosaidwhatnow 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm jealous of his traps.

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– DblFistinPiston 16 points ago +16 / -0

Nipples protruding, very disrespectful.

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– ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, she's a guy, so....

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– farangbak 11 points ago +11 / -0

Harambe was not killed, he committed suicide after seeing his gene pool polluted by Big Mike.

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– snowypepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

TFW you can’t paddle board cause everyone will see your cock so you kayak instead

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– Fromshitholegermany 7 points ago +7 / -0

Who dat Dude?

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– magnokor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Emmitt Smith?

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– BigFreedomBoner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Samurai Mike. Stops them cold. Part of the defense. Big and bold.

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– Big_Don_45_2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

BIG MIKE SWEATING LIKE A BEAST!

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– americafirst1337 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is that Troy Polamalu?

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– Ifififokiedoke 5 points ago +5 / -0

Built like a linebacker

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– AngryAsian 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm going to tell my kids that was Neil Degrasse Tyson

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– FertileMoor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why you make me disgusted? Stahp

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– Sheprecon31 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's 1 sorry looking guy

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– Sherlocks_Pocket 3 points ago +3 / -0

That dude is buff

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– abusiverelationships 3 points ago +3 / -0

Manly nipples too. Terry Crews' nips would nourish an infant more than these

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– Desktop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mike's been doing some reps.

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– ValkyrieHoneybadger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Moobs.

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– Parabolical 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’ll never be a real woman.

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– Magamom2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s so gross

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– asdf1234567 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is what you call a man

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– AlphaAsPhuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biggest man boobs I've ever seen

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– Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cover the head and tell me what gender that body belongs to.

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– Recusant_Apparatchik 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolute[ly has a] unit.

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– thereal____ 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s up with this dudes knee?

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– Awakened 2 points ago +2 / -0

Xir has male nipples.

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– Whosaidwhatnow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Xir is by far my favorite fake pronoun.

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– Awakened 1 point ago +1 / -0

Xs that sound like Zs are Xanadu cool.

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– Fren_Downunder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those teats weren't meant for milking!!

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– painfullylogical 2 points ago +2 / -0

S. S. Beefcake

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– Barthaneous 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is that? The missing link the evolutionists keep looking for?

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– Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha she gets better and better... such toned arms, tho... grovel, grovel....

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– Gatsby2x4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Such a graceful neck, so feminine.

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– Nimble_navigator92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is this guy

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– Fangerang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those shoulders and traps DO NOT belong to a woman. You can't change my mind.

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– Qbaby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good grief.

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