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KuzoKevin 22 points ago +23 / -1

So true. I dated a woman who was into CrossFit. Southern Baptists don't have as much dedication to Christ as these people do to the religion of lifting boulders and running until they puke.

She was very fit, but the pillow talk was extremely tedious.

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Batman 11 points ago +12 / -1

“No baby, butterfly pull-ups aren’t just pull-ups with the form of an epileptic seizure, they build muscle without injuring your shoulders. Now pass me the ibuprofen.”

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KuzoKevin 8 points ago +8 / -0

The big plus? She didn't use her calloused hands. So I had that going for me....which was nice.

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Kekintosh2020 3 points ago +4 / -1

Top kek

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Mythologick 6 points ago +7 / -1

You act like talk with women in general isn’t tedious....

I love my wife and enjoy her company MOST of the time. But after I just worked 12 hours didn’t much sleep I really don’t want or need to hear 20 stories about your day. Let me drink a beer and browse TDW in peace ffs.

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borscht-nazi -1 points ago +1 / -2

Low T cuck detected.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 11 points ago +12 / -1

Of course it's SF. The same city that passes out free needles and then begs for more tax money because the streets are filled with needles. Please never forget that Democraps have the most "college educated" voters which tells you everything you need to know about US colleges.

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Aedenwolf187 9 points ago +11 / -2

Rand Paul smokes kush, confirmed.

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Kekintosh2020 4 points ago +5 / -1

Dabs

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DrGEOTUS [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's very likely they paid those they interviewed similar to what M&M or General Mills would do if they were focus testing new products. Thought it is likely most was chewed up for "administration costs".

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borscht-nazi -1 points ago +1 / -2

Oh, noes BUT MUH CROSSFIT SUCKS won't circle jerk to that would they now?

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AIDS1255 4 points ago +4 / -0

CrossFitter and On and off Keto'er. I'll talk about it for half that price.

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borscht-nazi 0 points ago +1 / -1

Meh, let the weak and unhealthy be that. We have higher chance of survival than them and it's good enough for me not to advocate jack shit to cucks who can't hack anything in their pathetic lives.

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dougkeenan 2 points ago +3 / -1

if they're able to talk they're not doing edibles right

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tolerance is a bitch lol

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Corianas 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the $3m was paid to the people who had to listen to the cannabis people.

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latsbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listen, I know Keto sounds crazy, but it totally works!

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dctravis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woah woah woah, don't talk shit about keto!

Proceeds to go on 3.5 hour rant about the benefits of keto and the horrors of sugar.

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churchbus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your body is just too alkaline. You’ll never understand with the inflammation.

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Cabinetmaker 1 point ago +2 / -1

Rand Paul is quickly gaining my upmost respect lol this guy seams very common sensie

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Loiuzein 1 point ago +1 / -0

You do need to pay the guy who has to listen to them though

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borscht-nazi 0 points ago +2 / -2

Both CrossFit and Keto actually improve lives and individuals.

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DrGEOTUS [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Here you are, proving the good doctor's point.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here YOU are, proving my point, dumbfuck faggot. Begone, smooth-brained cuck.

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DrGEOTUS [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

There it is. A well thought out and nuanced response. I see your hilariously unbalanced diet has made you emotional. Merry Christmas and enjoy your crippling joint pain.

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borscht-nazi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beat it, cuck.

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cry harder, air thief.