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donald1771 80 points ago +80 / -0

Who are all democrats?

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they-see-me-trollin 60 points ago +60 / -0

and a shockingly high majority of republicans.

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Trumpette1 30 points ago +30 / -0

It’s still shocking to me how corrupt our govt. is, although it shouldn’t be. Didn’t take Josh Hawley long at all to join the club. We are all by are onesies with PDJT. (And a HANDFUL of others) Blessed to have one - Ted Cruz ♥️

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they-see-me-trollin 21 points ago +21 / -0

hawley was getting all rough and ready to fight on the election fraud... it didn't even take them a week to pay him off.

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ViolettFem 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm the same way - we all knew it was there... BUT TO THIS FREAKNG EXTENT?!!

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RickRoller 2 points ago +2 / -0

My theory is that most (maybe all) of them, once elected to national office or installed as a SC justice, get a visit from the FBI, laying out the juiciest bits of embarrassing, salacious, illegal or other compromising evidence they have.

"Nice office you have there. Be a shame if something happened to it...."

The threat is to destroy not only the person's reputation, but to break their family, too. They probably threaten them with utter financial ruin, as well.

The FBI is a criminal blackmail organization, the most powerful in the world. If they don't have real compromising information on someone they are targeting, they will make it up. And because they are the FBI, most will believe them.

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SpaceForceMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they receive a visit from the CIA. “Listen very carefully, you will now be taking direct orders from the Chinese Communist Party. If you refuse, your family will pay the price. If you comply, you will be paid accordingly.”

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PaulReveresHorse 14 points ago +14 / -0

Democrats / Republicans Titles to give us the illusion of choice

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anon1011101 19 points ago +19 / -0

What is Smartmatic?

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 15 points ago +15 / -0

CORRECT

This member of the U.S. House, whose surname sounds like something coming from the same place his speeches do, led the impeachment of a U.S. President because of a perfectly normal exchange with a foreign leader.

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MerlynTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

who is Little Adam?

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 3 points ago +3 / -0

CORRECT

This pedophile has previously or does currently reside in the District of Columbia.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is James Elephantitis?

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Dashmoomoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Perp swings siubding oretty nice right now. Nooses included*.

Broken necks not guaranteed.*

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CrackerJack2 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not unreliable, it's designed to steal.
They pulled us away from Punch cards, etc. for a reason, $$ and election stealing.

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Whatyougotson 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pelosi!

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CommanderDaddy 22 points ago +22 / -0

I'm sorry, your response should be in the form of a question.

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lovemylibs 7 points ago +7 / -0

What is 2020?

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lovemylibs 9 points ago +9 / -0

The answer to 2020.

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Wtf_socialismreally 6 points ago +6 / -0

Alcohol elemental

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Wtf_socialismreally 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sorry, sorry..What is "Vodka elemental"

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Dashmoomoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hard as fuck. Bring your best die.

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SirSeizureSalad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Amateurs!

I just want to go rewatch all the celebrity jeopardys now.

Anal Bum Cover!

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MarvinNash 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unmovable car?

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Whatyougotson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just got alex trebek'd

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is Nancy “the drunk cunt” Pelosi?

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CommanderDaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Judges? ... Yes.

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JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

At this rate....Imma say half of congress.

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JimmyR 57 points ago +57 / -0

ALEX: "This three-letter agency will fuck you six ways to Sunday."

GUEST: "What is the FBI? No, wait, EPA!"

ALEX: "We were looking for CIA, but our judges say we'll take any three-letter government agency, so you got the $600!"

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anon1011101 18 points ago +18 / -0

ATF, DEA, IRS, the list goes on!

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Trader_Of_Spice 12 points ago +12 / -0

My answer would have been the ATF. Fuck those guys...

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Dashmoomoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was thinking alex jones, then remembered what thread I was in. Both conclusions are satiafactory. Cheers, pede.

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TrumpAndGodWin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yells in Alex "banned dot video!"

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SirWilliam 1 point ago +1 / -0

USA

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BeetlejuiceForSenate 21 points ago +21 / -0

The episode that aired tonight was from 2007 and there was a category where he payed a special visit to the Air Force to celebrate their 60th anniversary. There was a funny clip that played just before the first commercial break with Alex pointing out the sophisticated features of the F-22 Raptor, only for specifics to be censored, then he gets dragged away by two air men.

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ayatollah 7 points ago +7 / -0

infowars.com

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TrumpAndGodWin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Banned dot video, and their new show American Journal which is sometimes hosted by Alex.

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crucialchicken 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll take Anal Bum Cover for $200.

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ThePopcornTape 4 points ago +4 / -0

The real Alex Trebek LOVED those skits.

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STUSL 3 points ago +3 / -0

Terd Ferguson is a patriot!

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sean Connery and Alex Trebek are now matching wits in that great "Final Jeopardy" in the sky...

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chaletschuss3467 10 points ago +10 / -0

A fuckhead

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Dashmoomoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes

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thuggishruggishtrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

A mark ass trick

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Dashmoomoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Double yes.

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ChrisSuperDude 16 points ago +16 / -0

While we’re on the topic of Jeopardy let me bring up my favorite moment:

Alex - “Horticulture for $400. This flower is also a nickname for someone who is politically liberal.”

Contestant - “What is a pansy?”

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TrumpAndGodWin 9 points ago +9 / -0

""The flower pictured here is called this, also a disparaging term for people on the political left." The correct answer was bleeding heart.""

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NADSAQ 12 points ago +13 / -1

I love Alex Trebek, and grew up watching him every night. He’s a Canadian, and likely turbo liberal. However, Jeopardy! was the one television show where his political opinion was never divulged, and the show never got political, even with the blue haired landwhales sometimes competing.

I can respect that.

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 7 points ago +7 / -0

The fact that he never got political and came across as genuinely intelligent leads me to believe that he may not have been a hyper liberal.

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CuckS1ayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I rarely care when a celebrity passes. Alex makes me sad tho :(

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BigRedPillMachine 12 points ago +12 / -0

Connery: I got fuckery from your mother for alot less than $600 Trabek!

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elmerecido 11 points ago +11 / -0

Question: This aircraft can take off vertically and is useful for introducing Communists to the laws of physics

Er, I mean Answer. You must answer in the form of a question. Also RIP Alex Trebek.

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TrumpAndGodWin 6 points ago +6 / -0

The one law they can't break.

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publ1us 7 points ago +7 / -0

There was a Congressional Reps category within the last year, they showed a pic of Schiff and nobody knew who he was.

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Dell_Fargus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is Pencilneck?

I'll take Potpourri for $400, Alex.

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Buck_Fiden 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll take $600 X 150 million taxpayers = $90 billion...

What is good luck following the other $810 billion?

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AmericanMan00 7 points ago +7 / -0

What is Hunter Biden's hourly Stripper cost?

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jda70 5 points ago +5 / -0

600?

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AmericanMan00 1 point ago +1 / -0

All in costs, includes the blow and blow.

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll take long live the republic for one thousand seven hundred seventy six, please.

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Mr_clark 4 points ago +9 / -5

Unfortunately that show was always liberal as fuck. They even had Pelosi on for crying out loud.

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AtariArtist 12 points ago +14 / -2

You're aware that he started the show when Reagan was in office ... right? It wasn't always under the control of commie Sony,

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Bout2gitsome 4 points ago +4 / -0

DAILY DOUBLE!!!

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Steven4385 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll take Election Fraud for 600

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I'll take Swords for $600."

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Masjosh 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is Michelle Obamas penis Alex

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Silence_is_defeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump has been fighting for us all alone for 4 years. He's suffered all manner of attacks, abuse, and slander beyond what you and I can fathom from all sides. Now he's alone and isolated from any real support beyond what handful of people he can trust. All I ask is you pray for our President beyond empty meaningless text on the internet. If you can, lets make his Christmas incredible. Record a video using your phone or whatever you have of support and wishing him a Merry Christmas and email him, parler him, or send it in anyway possible even using the post office. Lets stand with him this Christmas and on the 6th, please share this idea.

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FucKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😭

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Lord_Nekro 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll take Le Tits Now for $600

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GoldenHurrdurr 2 points ago +2 / -0

This thread! Y'all are the best.

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FnuLnu 1 point ago +1 / -0

You use this to kindle fire while camping...

Answer: The United States Constitution

Correct - move on to our daily double

You would sign this to officially sell out the United States

Answer: What is the COVID relief bill.

Correct

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illiteregetimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s a big hat. It’s funny.

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Phishhed44 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where are my kickbacks, Alex?

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endthefed11 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll take government fuckery for 700 billion.

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Zambillians2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know Alex Trebek was Canadian, but was he based? I would like to think so

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Balzydealz_in-facts 1 point ago +1 / -0

I laughed... sadly... Can you laugh and be sad at the same time? Yes

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wish I could dominionize my upvote for you, pede brother

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah shit did he die?

Rip

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godgoldnguns 1 point ago +1 / -0
  • denoted in billions
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Hunter_loves_2_feet 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet we have to pay taxes on the $600 and it will be just my luck it kicks me until a higher bracket.

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any amount on that board is government fuckery.

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kazimiera 1 point ago +1 / -0

Between both House and Senate, I my 53?? Voted NO? REPREHENSIBLE

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Ic3D 1 point ago +1 / -0

Daily double

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RedPillLegendMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya know I think AT would’ve respected this post lol

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Ronaldus 0 points ago +1 / -1

When celebrities die, I chuckle. I don't act like an average libtard and jump on a crying bandwagon over the death of a person who doesn't eat dinner at my house.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 0 points ago +1 / -1

What is a joke played by congresspeople on tax payers every year, after they are safely reelected?

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MagaHippie88 0 points ago +1 / -1

Amen!! <3 MAGA2020