Let me quote you from USC 3, section 14, subsection 2A:
If a citizen is unhappy with the poop served to them by their law makers, said citizen is authorized to send poop of similar quality, not larger than what can be carried in one cart pulled by two bullocks.
Fucking send it...nothing like getting a package full of gut mud, to see a small glimpse of what they dish out on the reg. Send with another government officials address for more effect!
Not that difficult with "NEW LOOK! SAME great TASTE!" in 90% of the food anymore
Let me quote you from USC 3, section 14, subsection 2A:
I do think you would get in trouble for sending shit in the mail. It would be funny though.
Maybe we can chip in for truckloads of manure and have them dump it on the Capital’s steps
Just send them a fake poop.
Fucking send it...nothing like getting a package full of gut mud, to see a small glimpse of what they dish out on the reg. Send with another government officials address for more effect!
It should be delivered via trebuchet.
All natural with a made in China tag should ensure delivery.
Prolly...
Just send salt instead
You would get in a lot of trouble. It would be treated the same as if you sent a deadly poison. Send fake poop from a gag shop.
enter text lets do this
https://poopsenders.com this is not a endorsement could be a scam.
Lol great minds.