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Ted Cruz: Every word of this is true one year later. But I should admit, as a Cuban-American, I’m embarrassed that we had a cheap-ass cigar, it didn’t light, and I’m sucking on it without effect during the entire video. Almost as lame as the omnibus. 🤷🏻‍♂️ (twitter.com)
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– DragonNRG 2 points ago +2 / -0

ted cruz and rand paul need to have a competition of who can crap on bills the best. maybe like they trade instagram videos of them literally wiping their asses with bills, shooting them with guns, dropping them into those car cube crusher things, etc

unrelated: i'm currently drunk

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