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orcwordlaugh 16 points ago +16 / -0

Damn, my helicopter budget for the month has been used up already.

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inspir3dgenius 27 points ago +27 / -0

It's okay, just slip it into the next bill titled RELIEF FOR COCAINE TURTLES.

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ExpressMess 8 points ago +8 / -0

I am fresh out of cocaine turtles. I will promise them in the next next bill.

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kesh2011 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don’t forget a couple a billion for Egypt and Pakistan.