Ben Franklin had at least one son out of wedlock, and had a reputation for being sexually wild, even wrote a letter called "How to choose a mistress", Alexander Hamilton ruined his chance of being president by writing about having an affair with a married woman, and Thomas Jefferson fathered a bunch of kids with his slave he kept in a secret room. Thats just off the top of my head. The fact that one user spammed so much sucks, but pretending like all the founding fathers were these uptight paragons of sexual morality, that would never enjoy a nice pair of titties, is just ignorant.