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kudupoo 37 points ago +39 / -2

Awesome!

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desync_ 43 points ago +45 / -2

Do you get paid for this, or do your hormone meds just make you this much of a sad fuck?

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desync_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

yikes

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DairyBoy 13 points ago +15 / -2

You should grab a bottle of soylent and go dilate, you’ll feel better

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DairyBoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Correct. I know you and your fellow bugmen love it though!

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CahalTheMad 4 points ago +5 / -1

Lololol great joke, smooth brain

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Point on the doll and tell us where the bad Orange man hurt you.

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 3 points ago +5 / -2

Who hurt you?

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ShyRipley 8 points ago +10 / -2

It is. Santa Pepe for the win!

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fightnwhitey 15 points ago +17 / -2

Mexican coke with pure cane sugar and tamales ok with you Santa Frog Sir?

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BestTimeToBAlive 12 points ago +14 / -2

Mexican coke is SO much better than the reg shit

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ObamasLooseButthole 15 points ago +17 / -2

That’s why we left a little room between the bars on the wall. So they can hand that shit over to us.

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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 5 points ago +7 / -2

Fuck that made me and my coworker laugh hard as hell, thank you pede

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fightnwhitey 2 points ago +3 / -1

That was funny Pede my pants laughing

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Formerlurker92 13 points ago +15 / -2

This has been the best Christmas in the history of christmases, maybe ever

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guitarmastershredder 7 points ago +9 / -2

We are going to make it the best Christmas ever

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DragonEnergyDick 10 points ago +12 / -2

Santa Trump is coming to town!

He’s making a list, checking it twice, GONNA FIND OUT WHO’S NAUGHTY OR NICE

Santa Trump is coming to town!

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Knight1_of_Sunset 7 points ago +9 / -2

Dump coal into Biden's basement!

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +3 / -1

With him in it!

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Pede3 4 points ago +5 / -1

Free cookies today too if you have the app!

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MagaMan91 8 points ago +10 / -2

Don't forget to leave 110 percent to the Big Guy

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Mad_Hattie 7 points ago +9 / -2

Big Mac's are so delicious.

They make double and triple Big Mac's too.

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christtrump 6 points ago +8 / -2

A merry christmas to all of you and yours! May the coming days bring nothing but happiness and joy!

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Fabian 2 points ago +2 / -0

For you too!

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VeryRarePepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kids: “Awwww! Can you save him in the Pepe folder?” Parent: “Yes. Yes I can.” 😁❤️

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Fabian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out

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bubadmt 5 points ago +7 / -2

Don't forget 10% for the big guy!

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Coldbyte 5 points ago +6 / -1

Bigly Macs!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love this, fren

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Rreidy8286 4 points ago +5 / -1

Merry Christmas frens. I may be alone on Christmas but i got the pedes to keep me company. Could be worse.

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Fabian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well there are thousands of people here celebrating with you! (My DMs are open.)

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pepe Claus!

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rma92 4 points ago +6 / -2

For the Big Guy!?

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trump_45 1 point ago +3 / -2

Not even coal--China factors burn

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +6 / -2

Drinking my diet coke now, will pour one out for my homie later.

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Biden_Sniffs_Kids 4 points ago +6 / -2

ALSO A COPY OF THE CONSTITUTION!

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Sodium_miner 3 points ago +5 / -2

And 10% for the big guy

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Jimmy_Snuka 2 points ago +3 / -1

Merry Christmas

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fightnwhitey 3 points ago +3 / -0

No shit, I'd walk a mile for a macrib

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fightnwhitey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or was that a camel? I quit smoking anyway. But love macrib

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phlashmanusa 2 points ago +2 / -0

All about that Santa Pede!! XP

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Gmelindag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes sir! Merry Christmas

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Deplorable_bastard 2 points ago +3 / -1

Love it. Merry Christmas

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Mikeua68 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gross! Santa doesn’t like fake meat or Diet Coke!!! Steak and a beer maybe ;0)

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +2 / -1

It was funny the first time I heard it...

Still funny the second time hearing it 😝

God bless all of you glorious bastards and a merry Christmas!

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heyyoudvd 1 point ago +1 / -0

And you can spend Christmas playing this game:

https://twitter.com/Maximus_4EVR/status/1342118580691689478

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MAGA_Skull 1 point ago +2 / -1

Don't forget the Big Fish is also a favorite

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Maui_Boy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey OP make sure you buy McDonald’s stock first

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come Zero for this santa.

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

OMG... was supposed to be COKE ZERO.

LOL

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Don't forget to leave out your Diet Cokes and Big Macs!"

TOP KEK!

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Gwoz8881 1 point ago +2 / -1

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

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Margincrew 1 point ago +1 / -0

Happy Santa!

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Sherlocks_Pocket 1 point ago +2 / -1

Merry Freakin Christmas! I love all of you!

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Idiotface 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

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Unapologetic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Merry Christmas pedes

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tentonbudgie 1 point ago +1 / -0

...and vitamin D and vitamin C

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Barron2040 1 point ago +2 / -1

“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke” - GEOTUS

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midgetpornrocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

And 2 scoops of ice cream.

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Beachsamurai 1 point ago +1 / -0

Merry Xmas

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wesraue 1 point ago +1 / -0

I leave out JD and condoms.

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I left out a claymore...

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GhettoRothschild 1 point ago +2 / -1

That sounds like lunch, fren—Freedom Buford