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TwoStar 32 points ago +32 / -0

Occam's Razor agrees this is the likely situation.

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MrBabySpam 27 points ago +27 / -0

Can you imagine how many people would walk up to him and knock his bitch ass out cold if he was there by himself?

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BasedInFact 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's a big, tempting target.

Pro tip: aim for one of the bug eyes to see if you can get it to pop.

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BasedInFact 10 points ago +10 / -0

Occam's Razor also concludes that Adam Schiff is a pedo commie.

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Skogin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Corn Pop’s Rusty Razor:

The simplest explanation is badakathcare.

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BasedInFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're right! We're DOOOMED!

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TwoStar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rating: True