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posted ago by jcd_007 ago by jcd_007 +412 / -1

So I was standing outside a mall waiting to meet some friends this morning. Key word: outside. Some mask cultist walks by and the following encounter ensued:

Cultist: “Put on a mask”

Me (looking around, seeing that I’m 15 feet or more away from anyone else): “No”

The cultist proceeds to glare at me as he walks to his car. I smirk at him in amusement. He gets in his car to drive away, flipping me off as he goes. A number of other people including parents and children in the area witnessed his childish display of devotion to the mask cult. I laugh at him. This only makes him angrier as he drives away. The cultists are so brainwashed that they think it’s okay to try to enforce their beliefs on others and to make obnoxious gestures to those that refuse to comply. Anyone else got good stories of interacting with mask cultists?

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LeftistsAreInsane 4 points ago +4 / -0

Long story short (I've posted it before):

The second day of dropping my cat off at a new vet (I've never used her before), an annoying employee tried to get me to wear one even though no one is allowed to set foot inside the building and I didn't even try. I refused. When I picked up my cat later that day, the same bitch tried telling me on the phone to put one on before picking my cat up outside. I threatened to sue her, and that shut her down real quick.