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Filial_Piety_is_key 319 points ago +324 / -5

XD

People haven't even watched the video

He's talking about Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior, folks.

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TheDonaldPede 45 points ago +47 / -2

Jesus is a great guy

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Doth 22 points ago +23 / -1

Eh died for our sins and doesn't afraid of anything.

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based_trekkie 7 points ago +8 / -1

He was Seth Rich'ed...

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pelosis_liver 30 points ago +30 / -0

He also has ties to far-right fundamentalists

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1776pill 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jesus also said to sell your cloak and buy a sword if you don’t have one. Pro 2nd amendment before it was cool.

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BigIronBigIron 8 points ago +8 / -0

In Jesus' time, swords took weeks of manual labor to forge; the materials had to be collected, smithied, the hilt and blade joined, the leather for a scabbard had to come from somewhere and had to be worked, all of this done by hand and without the use of modern transportation... you didn't just order it off Amazon. There were no mall ninjas in 35 B.C. Swords were a single-purpose item with no application for farm work. They were tools of war.

Jesus didn't tell his followers to pick up farm tools. They would have had a much easier time acquiring wooden polearm-style equipment like scythes, or hammers, spears, axes or clubs.

Jesus told his followers to pick up weapons.

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BasedInFact 2 points ago +3 / -1

What kind, for a novice, would Jesus recommend?

Asking for a disciple.

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donjongun 22 points ago +23 / -1

I was like halfway through this video, almost teary-eyed, and literally said out loud to myself "wait, are they talking about Jesus Christ?" LMFAO

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donjongun 4 points ago +5 / -1

Merry Christmas to you, as well pede! :)

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Not_Quite_Savage 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jesus, that was over my head.