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NotQuiteHuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Assuming we can communicate with you, and not get sidetracked by migrating butterflies

why are they called butterflies when there's no butter

mmm, buttered popcorn would be nice right about now

why do we string popcorn on Christmas trees

if you chew on a popcorn string would you be able to floss away hulls that get stuck in your teeth at the same time? that'd be really efficient

brb inventing popcorn flosser, patent pending

(twenty minutes later) I'm sorry, what were we talking about again?