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Old_ex_Commie 32 points ago +32 / -0

Officials are still investigating.

It SMELLS like something has died in his house, but they're still trying to figure out whether that's him...

or Hillary's vagina.

Updates when they happen. Stay tuned, right here.

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hailXenu 12 points ago +12 / -0

I just threw up a little, thanks.

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Trump_is_GEOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rancid side o beef, I bet it's Hillary.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on guys, I'm not THAT bad!

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Cincinattus1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

I remember when Hunter killed himself and Biden conceded the week before the election.

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ProphetOfKek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao, larpiest larp I ever did see

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MeloniaisMelons 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'd be a bit sad he won't get to rot in GITMO.

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watchman4u 6 points ago +6 / -0

He will Burn in The Lake of Fire & his body will Rot in Hell

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

True but I also wanted to see him suffer on earth.

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JMaN 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is exactly what kind of news we would expect to see if they were going to put a former president in GITMO.

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MeloniaisMelons 2 points ago +2 / -0

True.

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VoterIDMatters 15 points ago +16 / -1

yeah not really able to take serious that he died when the news comes from someone calling him a rothschild

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08G8GTsupercharged 9 points ago +9 / -0

If true.... what did he do to really piss of killary this time?

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 1 point ago +1 / -0

My bet is he hit on Huma.

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Old_ex_Commie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poisonous gases / fumes from a... certain vagina... in the house.

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henri_derelicte 7 points ago +7 / -0

He must have had some damning information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

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Donkeyballs 6 points ago +6 / -0

And children around the world rejoiced

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FreedomLover21 3 points ago +3 / -0

And lots of women too

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velocistar 4 points ago +4 / -0

If true then what's the cause of death?

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Pickinpox 6 points ago +6 / -0

Stage 4 Ballsack Eye

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t know, I don’t think he’s dead, but he’s looked rough for awhile now

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Deplorable_Citizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Being married to Hillary.

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Muncie1112 2 points ago +2 / -0

Supply of andrenochrome was cut off.

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clottin_eye_joe 1 point ago +1 / -0

COVID

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Suicide with 2 bullets to the back of the head before plummeting out of a 27th story window on the bed of a pickup truck filled with knives that then drove into a gas station that blew up, launching his body into a bay where it was consumed by sharks?

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45semiautosp 6 points ago +6 / -0

So you're saying it was covid.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. Sounds like COVID to me.

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AroomaNuminahh 1 point ago +1 / -0

YES! And they were LASER sharks - from the MOON!

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OrangeLivesMatterCA 4 points ago +4 / -0

God Bless The U S EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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tragician 2 points ago +2 / -0

Queue Trump campaign music~~~

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

He might say he’s dead so he can go into hiding. And since when is he a Rothschild?

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Crlsniper 2 points ago +2 / -0

That part confuses me too

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Dexman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dead or gitmo

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MyAuntFanny 2 points ago +2 / -0

How on earth could that be kept quiet. I call bs.

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BajoPivljanin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be nice

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MagaGang2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont want him to die , I want him to go to prison. One time, doing time, for a long time.

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Thyshallnotsteal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake death and he's hiding somewhere. He identifies as a tranny in a blue dress now.

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AroomaNuminahh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tranny in a Blue Dress? Somewhere, I hear Mitch Ryder singing....

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Trumpticusprime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds about right if Epstein is still Alive...

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Carbum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guess they didn't want him to testify

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GodSaveTheEmperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

So AIDS finally got him.

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Jackgaddis5 1 point ago +1 / -0

Police say, the only suspect is a side of beef.

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ITOLDYOUSO 1 point ago +1 / -0

He had information leading to Hillary's arrest

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Juantinntwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

He wanted to die with the belief that they had finally defeated Trump. Had to go soon because Biden is about the get busted.

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Anaconda_Carlson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh look, the next neetchan larp

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paramour 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hiding from killary, no doubt.

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LivingOnThinIce 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO! i want to see him behind bars!

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought he was a Kissinger... man. I cannot keep this stuff straight.... I'm feeling like I need a room like crazy ppl have -- with post it notes and different colored lines connecting everything ... sigh

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Robocop_Kamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm surprised he made it that long living with the world famous hitman Hiluigi Clintonelli

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Veritas_In_Caritatae 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought he was a secret Rockefeller, I’m so confused.

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MaxItout 0 points ago +2 / -2

WHY--- WHY do you do this to me.. NEVER Wish anybody dead. If they are convicted justly in a court of Law you can Look forward to it. I guess. But this REEKS of LARP BULLSHIT!