Suicide with 2 bullets to the back of the head before plummeting out of a 27th story window on the bed of a pickup truck filled with knives that then drove into a gas station that blew up, launching his body into a bay where it was consumed by sharks?
I thought he was a Kissinger... man. I cannot keep this stuff straight.... I'm feeling like I need a room like crazy ppl have -- with post it notes and different colored lines connecting everything ... sigh
WHY--- WHY do you do this to me.. NEVER Wish anybody dead. If they are convicted justly in a court of Law you can Look forward to it. I guess. But this REEKS of LARP BULLSHIT!
Officials are still investigating.
It SMELLS like something has died in his house, but they're still trying to figure out whether that's him...
or Hillary's vagina.
Updates when they happen. Stay tuned, right here.
I just threw up a little, thanks.
Rancid side o beef, I bet it's Hillary.
Come on guys, I'm not THAT bad!
I remember when Hunter killed himself and Biden conceded the week before the election.
Lmao, larpiest larp I ever did see
I'd be a bit sad he won't get to rot in GITMO.
He will Burn in The Lake of Fire & his body will Rot in Hell
True but I also wanted to see him suffer on earth.
This is exactly what kind of news we would expect to see if they were going to put a former president in GITMO.
True.
yeah not really able to take serious that he died when the news comes from someone calling him a rothschild
If true.... what did he do to really piss of killary this time?
My bet is he hit on Huma.
Poisonous gases / fumes from a... certain vagina... in the house.
He must have had some damning information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
And children around the world rejoiced
And lots of women too
If true then what's the cause of death?
Stage 4 Ballsack Eye
I don’t know, I don’t think he’s dead, but he’s looked rough for awhile now
Being married to Hillary.
Supply of andrenochrome was cut off.
COVID
Suicide with 2 bullets to the back of the head before plummeting out of a 27th story window on the bed of a pickup truck filled with knives that then drove into a gas station that blew up, launching his body into a bay where it was consumed by sharks?
So you're saying it was covid.
Yep. Sounds like COVID to me.
YES! And they were LASER sharks - from the MOON!
God Bless The U S EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Queue Trump campaign music~~~
He might say he’s dead so he can go into hiding. And since when is he a Rothschild?
That part confuses me too
Dead or gitmo
How on earth could that be kept quiet. I call bs.
It would be nice
I dont want him to die , I want him to go to prison. One time, doing time, for a long time.
Fake death and he's hiding somewhere. He identifies as a tranny in a blue dress now.
Tranny in a Blue Dress? Somewhere, I hear Mitch Ryder singing....
Sounds about right if Epstein is still Alive...
Guess they didn't want him to testify
So AIDS finally got him.
Police say, the only suspect is a side of beef.
He had information leading to Hillary's arrest
He wanted to die with the belief that they had finally defeated Trump. Had to go soon because Biden is about the get busted.
Oh look, the next neetchan larp
Hiding from killary, no doubt.
NO! i want to see him behind bars!
I thought he was a Kissinger... man. I cannot keep this stuff straight.... I'm feeling like I need a room like crazy ppl have -- with post it notes and different colored lines connecting everything ... sigh
I'm surprised he made it that long living with the world famous hitman Hiluigi Clintonelli
Thought he was a secret Rockefeller, I’m so confused.
WHY--- WHY do you do this to me.. NEVER Wish anybody dead. If they are convicted justly in a court of Law you can Look forward to it. I guess. But this REEKS of LARP BULLSHIT!