posted ago by wuthee
+3 / -2
Says swipe your political lean... and fat liberal heffers with purple hair (and also bony yoga angry ex-lesbians) keep swiping right. I have a literally one text (maybe two) to communicate with them to try and reeducate them. But nothing works—honestly not sure if they can read. Help!
Fuck Tinder. You'd have a higher liklihood of finding a nice lady-pede at a protest/flag wave/rally than you would on Tinder.
For sport, perhaps reeducation... also keep the reflexes sharp
Tell them women were happier in the 1950s
Using Tinder is your problem. That the other people on it are imbeciles is theirs.
Say you want to marry pretty soon, and have a traditional family, with a fair number children.
Movie plot:
Guy is having this problem. So he puts "I want a traditional marriage, pretty soon, and a fair number of children."
Silence for a week and he laughs.
Then it happens: she responds. He was sort of kidding, but there she is. They stare at each other over a restaurant table and it clicks.
They marry on a back porch the following spring, with guests sitting on rented chairs on the lawn, (or was it in church?) and live happily ever after, and have five or was it seven children.
Merry Christmas.