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daveywavey86 7 points ago +7 / -0

not if your wife is already in the delivery room hooked up to monitors. not only is it almost logistically impossible at that point. even if you do manage to get upstairs to the labor dept, get her outta there, and somehow find another hospital to go to, you will forever look like the asshole from your wife. not worth it if you ask me. its a zero-sum game and you will forever be the dickhead.

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ThatGuyFromFark 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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RedditIs4Retards 4 points ago +4 / -0

My wife wouldn't see me as an asshole cuz she wouldn't want to put up with that shit

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Rambochka 3 points ago +3 / -0

Currently 8 months pregnant. I completely agree. My husband would be the hero in this situation, certainly not an asshole.

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FluhanWu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same. My wife would not want to be stuck in some prison like that.