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RedditIs4Retards 21 points ago +24 / -3

Threaten to go to a different hospital and they'll be afraid to lose that money

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daveywavey86 7 points ago +7 / -0

not if your wife is already in the delivery room hooked up to monitors. not only is it almost logistically impossible at that point. even if you do manage to get upstairs to the labor dept, get her outta there, and somehow find another hospital to go to, you will forever look like the asshole from your wife. not worth it if you ask me. its a zero-sum game and you will forever be the dickhead.

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ThatGuyFromFark 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sir, this is a Wendy's.